ʻO ka hope loa, i ke kanalimakūmāhā mau makahiki, ua puka mai ka mea hoʻokani pila i waho o ke keʻena. ʻEkolu ma hope o ka puka ʻana mai o ka mea kākau ʻo Swallowing Swords i waho o ke keʻena ma ka hoʻopuka ʻana i kāna puke hōʻino ʻo Salsipuedes, ua hōʻuluʻulu ka mea keaka ʻo Puffer i kona wiwo ʻole, ua hāʻawi i kahi hālāwai ninaninau i ka papahana hoʻolohe kiʻekiʻe o ka lede Chupacabra a ua haʻi ʻo ia, e like me ka mea nāna e hōʻoia i ka hewa a i ʻole Una haʻahaʻa. pono, ka mea i haule i loko o ke aloha me ka pahi kaua meaʻai ma ka hope o ke kenekulia hope, i ka wa o laua opiopio a, nae, ua kaulana, i ka wa a lakou i noho paa ai i loko o ka hau keena o ka makau a me ke akahai.
Eia naʻe, ua wehewehe ka mea hana keaka Blowing Cocks he pōkole a ʻaʻole i kūleʻa kāna hana rhotic a aloha paha me ka Swordswallower huluhulu a ua wikiwiki ʻo ia e hōʻoiaʻiʻo ʻaʻole ia he pilina pili nona, ʻo ia hoʻi ʻo Swordswallower, nāna i skewer ma ke ʻano he anticucho. , ka mea āna i hoʻohaʻahaʻa ai a hoʻopaʻa ʻia e like me ka lupe, he mea ʻole ia iā ia.
Ma hope o ka ʻike ʻana i ka nīnauele me Mrs. Chupacabras, ua kaumaha ka mea kākau ʻo Swallowers. 'A'ole like me ka mana a Cockblower. Manaʻo ʻo ia ua aloha nui ʻo ia i ka mea keaka, akā ʻaʻole i loaʻa iā ia ka wiwo ʻole e ʻae, ola, hoʻolaha. ʻO ia ke kumu i haʻalele ai ʻo ia i kēlā kūlanakauhale, kēlā ʻāina prudish. ʻO ia ke kumu i haʻalele ai ʻo Cocksucker. No ka mea, no ka lawe ʻana i kona kūlana bisexual, pono ʻo Swallowers e hele pio a kākau i kāna puke Salsipuedes.
ʻAʻole pōkole koʻu pilina me Cockblower, a ʻaʻole hoʻi i pili ʻole, manaʻo ʻo Sword-Eater. Ua hala ʻelua makahiki. ʻO ia koʻu kāne mua. Ua makemake au. ʻAʻole wau i ʻike pehea e aloha ai iā ia, ʻaʻole mākou i ʻike pehea e aloha ai kekahi i kekahi, akā aloha wau iā ia. A ʻo ia ke kumu i hoʻolaʻa ai ʻo ia i kahi mokuna o Salsipuedes, i kapa ʻia ʻo The actor, he ʻano, i kapa ʻia ʻo Soplamocos, i hoʻoulu ʻia e Soplapollas. Noʻonoʻo wau iā ia, kākau wau noʻonoʻo iā ia, no ka mea, ua aloha au iā ia. ʻO ia hoʻi, ʻaʻole pōkole a kūleʻa ʻole koʻu pilina me Suplapollas, akā he weliweli, ikaika, hoʻomāinoino, hoʻomāinoino, a ma ka manawa like ʻo ia i aʻo mai iaʻu i kekahi mau leʻaleʻa pouli aʻu i ʻike ʻole ai a hiki i kēlā manawa.
Ua hoʻoholo ʻo Cocksucker e puka i waho o ka lumi lumi no ka mea makemake ʻo ia e hoʻomaka hou i kāna ʻoihana ma ke ʻano he mele, kahi ʻoihana āna i haʻalele ai i kona wā ʻōpiopio. Manaʻo ʻo Swordswallow he manaʻo maikaʻi loa ia no ka Cockblower e komo i ka mele. He akamai ʻo ia, he uʻi, he maikaʻi ke hīmeni ʻana, hula maikaʻi ʻo ia. Hōʻike ʻia ka lole i ke akamai, manaʻo ʻo Sword Eater. He mea kūpono iā ia ke kākau i kāna mau mele ponoʻī, kākau i kahi mele e pili ana i kahi kāne āna i aloha ai, kahi mele kāne kāne ākea. Ua kūpono ʻo ia e ʻaʻa e lilo i mele mele, e like me ka mea i kūpono iaʻu, i ka hoʻomaka ʻana o kaʻu ʻoihana kākau, he mea kākau ʻaʻole hūnā, akā hōʻike, i kona ʻano noʻonoʻo, manaʻo ʻo Swordswallower. Inā he waiwai ko ka Cockblower ma ke ʻano he mea pena, manaʻo ʻo ia, pono ʻo ia e kākau i nā mele i hoʻokomo ʻia me kona ʻike kāne kāne.
Manaʻo ʻo Sword Eaters: ʻo ka pilikia me Cockblower, ʻo ia he mea keaka, ua haʻalele ʻo ia i nā mele he mau makahiki i hala aku nei e lilo i mea keaka wale nō, ʻo nā huaʻōlelo a pau āna i ʻōlelo ai i kāna mau kiʻiʻoniʻoni, kāna mau pāʻani, kāna moʻolelo TV a me nā kopa, ʻaʻole lākou ʻO nā huaʻōlelo āna i kākau ai, no loko mai o kona manaʻo, a me kona ʻuhane, a me kona puʻuwai, ʻaʻole, ʻo ia nā ʻōlelo a kekahi poʻe, nā mea kākau kiʻi, i kākau a ʻo ia, ʻo Cocksucker, i hoʻopaʻaʻau, ua haʻi, ua haʻi. me ka manaʻo histrionic, uē a uē a hoʻihoʻi i loko ona, ʻo ia kekahi, ʻo ia kekahi, ʻaʻole ʻo ia iho. ʻO ia hoʻi, ua kūleʻa ʻo Soplapollas ma ke ʻano he mea hana keaka, akā, he aha ka paradox, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hōʻike iā ia iho i ke akamai. ʻO ka mea ʻē aʻe, i mea e pale aku ai i kāna poʻe hoʻolohe nui, ʻo ia hoʻi ka male, ua hoʻopaʻa ʻo ia iā ia iho me ka artistically, ua hūnā ʻo ia i kona ʻano naʻau, ua hūnā ʻo ia i kāna wahi ola loa, ʻeha loa, ʻeha loa, ʻo ia kahi e like me ia. ʻaʻole, hiki mai ke akamai. .
I ka hopena, ua puka mai ʻo Swordswallower mai loko mai o ka lumi lumi he kanakolu mau makahiki i hala aku nei no ka mea pono ʻo ia e hōʻike iā ia iho ma ke ʻano he mea kākau, e hōʻike ana i kona wahi ola loa, ʻeha loa, ʻeha loa: ʻoiai, makemake ʻo ia i nā wahine, makemake ʻo ia iā lākou i kekahi manawa. , nui loa. , na kanaka. I kēia manawa, ua puka mai ʻo Cocksucker i waho o ke keʻena no ke kumu hoʻokahi, a i ʻole no ka manaʻo like: no ka mea makemake ʻo ia e hoʻomaka hou i kāna ʻoihana mele a, i ka wā e hīmeni ai, i ke kākau ʻana i nā mele, pono ʻo ia e manaʻo manuahi, e hōʻike iā ia iho me ke akamai, e haʻi i nā huaʻōlelo. i puka mai i waho o kona wahi, ʻoi aku ke ola, ʻoi aku ka ʻeha, ʻoi aku ka ʻeha. Ua hoʻomaopopo ʻo Swordswallows a me Cockblowers i kēlā manawa, ʻāhiu, coinciding, ʻo ke kiʻi e puka mai ana mai nā obsessions a me nā traumas, mai nā hāʻule ʻole a me nā lanakila aloha, mai nā mea i hiki ke lepo maikaʻi a wili a lepo maikaʻi ʻole, fucking ino. ʻO ka mea pena kiʻi i hoʻopaʻa iā ia iho, ʻaʻole ia he mea pena kiʻi o ka cabal. Hōʻike ka mea pena kiʻi solo i kona wahi hauʻoli me ka haʻahaʻa loa, ʻaʻole ia he mea pena kiʻi maikaʻi. ʻO ka mea pena kiʻi makaʻu i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole ia he mea pena kiʻi kūpono.
Ma ka papahana o Señora Chupacabras, ua ʻōlelo ka mea hana ʻo Soplapollas ua manaʻo ʻo ia e kumakaia ʻia e ka mea kākau moʻolelo ʻo Swallowers i kona hoʻolaʻa ʻana i kahi mokuna pōkole o kāna puke moʻolelo Salsipuedes i kahi mea keaka i hiki a ʻaʻole paha e like me ia, ʻo ka Blowcock maikaʻi, ka puʻuwai o ke ʻano TV. he fetish no nā wahine horny ʻōpio, ka mea makemake i nā wahine libidinous a me ka ʻike ʻole. Ma kahi leo hoʻomāinoino, hoʻomāinoino ʻia ʻo Cockblower iā Swordswallower: ua kumakaia ʻo ia iaʻu, hoʻopunipuni mai iaʻu, hōʻike mai iaʻu, hoʻopaʻapaʻa iaʻu, hoʻouka mai iaʻu. ʻO ka mea hoʻokani Cock-blower a laila incurs, me ka ʻike ʻole ʻole, i kahi kūʻē ʻono: hoʻopiʻi ʻo ia i ka Sword-Eater no ka hoʻouka ʻana i kona pilikino ma kahi papahana kīwī, ʻo Mrs. I kona ʻike ʻana iā ia ma ke kīwī, manaʻo ʻo Swordswallow: Ua kākau wau e pili ana i kahi mea keaka i like me ʻoe, e Cockblower, no ka mea, ʻo ka mea a mākou i noho pū ai, ʻaʻole i emi iki, me he mea lā he wahie pahū e hoʻā ai i ke ahi kapu o ke akamai, o ka palapala. ʻAʻole ia he hoʻouka kaua iā ʻoe: he hoʻomaikaʻi ia iā ʻoe. Akā, ʻoiai ʻoe i loko o ka lumi lumi a ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻae iā ʻoe iho he kāne kāne, a laila ua pilikia ʻoe. Akā, ʻaʻole naʻu ka ʻeha: ua kau ʻoe iā ʻoe iho me ka makaʻu i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo. Ua ʻeha pū koʻu mau mākua, ʻo Swordswallower, me kaʻu puke moʻolelo Salsipuedes: akā ua ʻeha lākou no ka homophobic, no ka mea, hilahila lākou i ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi keiki bisexual, no laila ua loaʻa ka ʻeha mai ka manaʻo ʻole, kahi kīnā, i hoʻokumu ʻia i kahi kūlana naʻauao a me ka hewa. . ʻO ka hope, manaʻo ka mea ʻai pahi, inā kākau ʻo Cockblower i kahi mele i hoʻoulu ʻia e aʻu, ʻaʻole wau i manaʻo i kumakaia a i ʻike ʻia a i ʻole hoʻomāinoino: akā, ua manaʻo wau i ka hanohano, ka mahalo, ka hanohano. No ka mea, kākau wale nā mea pena kiʻi (a pena, a hīmeni, a kiʻi ʻia ma nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni) e pili ana i kēlā poʻe nona nā peʻa ma ko lākou puʻuwai. ʻAʻole mākou hoʻomanaʻo i ka poʻe pili ʻole, hoʻololi mākou iā lākou i loko o ke kiʻi, poina wale mākou iā lākou. No kēia kumu, manaʻo ʻo Swordswallow he pili kona aloha i ka Cockblower a ma kekahi ʻano e ola mau ana, ʻaʻole i make, ʻaʻole ia e paʻi ma kekahi mau ʻaoʻao o kāna mau moʻolelo.
Me ka leo hoʻomāinoino a hoʻowahāwahā paha, e puka mai ana i waho o ke keʻena me he mea lā ʻo ia ka mea i pepehi ʻia, me ka hoʻomāinoino ʻana iā Swordswallower me he mea lā he satyr a ʻino paha, ua hoʻomāʻewaʻewa ʻo Cockblower iā Swordswallower: he bourgeois, he paunch, he ʻōpū nui kona. , He mau keiki kana, ua mare i ka wahine, he mea weliweli. I kona ʻike ʻana iā ia, me ka ʻike ʻana i ka manaʻo ʻino a hoʻopunipuni o kēlā mau ʻōlelo, ua minamina hou ʻo Bladeswallower. Loaʻa iā ia ka manaʻo no ka puka ʻana i waho, pono ʻo Cockblower e kamaʻilio ʻino iā ia. ʻAʻole paha i ʻike ka mea keaka, akā i nā manawa a pau e hoʻokani ʻo ia i ke kuleana o ka mea i hōʻeha ʻia. 'Ōleloʻo ia, no ka laʻana: Ua mākaukau wau e hoʻokō i kā mākou pilina, akā ua haʻalele ʻo Swordswallower, nalowale. Ua ʻōlelo pū ʻia: He aka, he ʻuhane ka mea ʻai. 'Ōlelo pūʻo ia:ʻaʻoleʻo ia i aloha maoli iaʻu,ʻaʻoleʻo ia i mahalo iaʻu. Ua ʻōlelo hope ʻo ia: Ua uhi nā Swallowers i kaʻu ʻoihana ma ke ʻano he mea keaka. Ua maopopo ia Cockblower, i mea e puka mai ai i waho o ka lumi lumi, he kanakolu makahiki ma hope o ka puka ʻana o ka moʻolelo Salsipuedes, pono e kuha i ka vitriol a me ka acrimony e kūʻē i kāna nemesis, Sword Eater. ʻAʻole like me kahi ala hauʻoli i waho o ka lumi lumi. No kahi ʻano hoʻomāinoino o ka ʻae ʻana he kāne kāne ʻoe. Aneane no kona haʻalele ʻana iā ia iho i ka hoʻohaumia ʻana i ke keʻena keʻena ma muli o ka ʻAi Pahi ʻino, hewa i nā ʻeha a pau o ka Cockblower ʻilihune.
Kahaha ka Sword Swallowers: he bourgeois au, e like me ka ʻōlelo a Cockblower? He aha ka mea e lilo i bourgeois? Inā ʻo ka bourgeois ke ʻano o ka loaʻa kālā a me ka noho ʻana i kahi ola palupalu a hoʻomaha, a laila, he bourgeois wau, ʻae ʻo Swordswallower: He nui kaʻu kālā, ʻoi aku ka nui o kaʻu i moeʻuhane ai. Akā, inā he bourgeois ʻo ia, ua paʻi anei ʻo ia i nā puke he ʻumikumamālima āna i hoʻopuka ai? No ka mea, ua hoʻonui kēlā me kēia o kēlā mau puke i koʻu hanohano, koʻu kaulana, kaʻu hana bourgeois maikaʻi. ʻO ia hoʻi, inā he bourgeois au e like me kā lākou e hoʻopiʻi nei iaʻu, ʻaʻole wau he mea kākau, ʻaʻole wau e hoʻomau i ke kākau ʻana, ʻaʻole wau i hoʻopuka i nā moʻolelo guerrilla a me nā kipi aʻu i hoʻolele ai, e pilikia ana koʻu ola. , manaʻo ʻo Sword-Eater. No ka mea, hoʻokipa ka bourgeois maikaʻi iā ia iho a, ma ke ʻano, hoʻopau ka mea kākau maikaʻi, hoʻopilikia, hoʻonohonoho hou i ka bourgeois.
Nīnau koke ʻo Swordswallower: he ʻōpū nui koʻu, ʻeha paha au? ʻO ka pane ʻoiaʻiʻo: ʻae, ua momona wau. ʻO wau hoʻokahi mika kanawalukūmāono. Hoʻokahi haneli kilo koʻu kaumaha. ʻAʻole au momona: momona au! Akā ʻaʻole wau he kumu hoʻohālike, ʻaʻole he mea keaka, ʻaʻole wau e ola mai koʻu kino, mai koʻu silhouette. ʻOiai he mea kākau, he nūpepa kīwī, ola mai kaʻu mau ʻōlelo, mai nā huaʻōlelo aʻu i kākau ai, mai nā ʻōlelo aʻu e ʻōlelo ai. ʻAʻole ia he mea nui, ma ka ʻōlelo noʻeau a i ʻole ka nūpepa, inā momona wau a ʻaʻole paha, manaʻo ʻo Sword Eaters. He mea lapuwale ke haʻi aku iā Almodóvar: ʻAʻole au i makemake i kāu kiʻiʻoniʻoni no ka mea he puʻupuʻu ʻoe, pehea e hiki ai i ke kāne kāne ke ʻano puʻupuʻu ʻoe? He mea pōʻino ke ʻōlelo aku iā Lanata: He mea hilahila kou momona, ʻaʻole au i ʻike iā ʻoe ma ka TV a i ʻole hoʻolohe iā ʻoe ma ka lekiō no ka mea ua paʻa ʻoe. He mea lapuwale ke haʻi aku iā Tarantino: ke nānā mua nei ʻo ia i kāu mau kiʻiʻoniʻoni no ka mea ua pau ʻoe. He mea ʻino ke ʻōlelo aku iā Padura: ʻAʻole au makemake hou i kāu mau puke no ka mea ua ulu kou ʻōpū. Eia kekahi, ʻōlelo ʻo ka ʻai ʻana i nā pahi kaua iā ia iho: He momona wau no ka mea he bipolar wau a ʻo nā lāʻau aʻu e lawe ai, ʻaʻole liʻiliʻi, e hoʻoponopono i ka maʻi noʻonoʻo, e momona iaʻu, e hōʻoia i ka momona. ʻO ia ke kumu, ke manaʻo nei ʻo Swordswallower, ʻo ka hoʻouka ʻana o ka mea hoʻokani Cockblower, e hoʻohaʻahaʻa a hōʻino paha iā ia he momona a bourgeois, he mea kaumaha ia, no ka mea, ua hōʻike ʻia ka ʻike pōkole, ka hāʻawi ʻana i nā ʻano hoʻopunipuni a me ka puʻuwai ʻawaʻawa.
Minamina anei ʻo Swordswallower i ka Cockblower aloha? ʻAʻole naʻe. Minamina anei ʻoe i ka hoʻopuka ʻana i ka puke moʻolelo ʻo Salsipuedes, no ka hoʻomāinoino ʻana i ke ʻano o ka mea hana keaka ʻo Soplamocos me ka inoa o ka wahine hoʻohiwahiwa, ʻo ia hoʻi, he gay i loko o ka lumi lumi? ʻAʻole, ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻaʻole. Ke hoʻomanaʻo nei ʻoe i ka Cockblower aloha a aloha paha? ʻAe pololei inā. Makemake ʻoe e ʻike? ʻAʻole, makaʻu ʻo ia i ka ʻike ʻana: manaʻo ʻo ia ʻo Cockblower, me ka huhū huhū, e kipaku iā ia mai ka lanai o kona hale, a i ʻole e ʻumi iā ia, a i ʻole e hou aku iā ia. Manaʻo ʻoe ua hana pololei ʻo Cockblower i ka puka ʻana mai ma ka hōʻike a Mrs. Chupacabra? ʻAe, ua hana maikaʻi loa ʻo ia i kona puka ʻana i waho o ke keʻena keʻena, ʻaʻole i lohi ka hana ʻana pēlā. Pono ʻoe e hīmeni i ka Cocksucker? ʻOiaʻiʻo, manaʻo ʻo Sword Swallower. Makemake ʻoe e kākau ʻo Cockblower i mele e pili ana i ke aloha a me ka ʻeha puʻuwai i loaʻa iā ʻolua? ʻO wau ke kanaka hauʻoli loa ma ka honua inā kākau ʻo Cockblower i kahi mele i hoʻoikaika ʻia e aʻu, e manaʻo ai ʻo Swordswallow, ʻoiai ʻo ia e kapa mai iaʻu he momona, paunchy, potbellied, a bourgeois.
