Maikaʻi loa au me ka poʻe Argentine, ʻoiai ʻo ia ma Latin America he inoa ko lākou no ka pedantic, haʻaheo, haʻaheo, no ka nānā ʻana i ke koena o mākou, no ka manaʻo ʻole ʻo ʻAmelika ʻAmelika, akā ʻEulopa. ʻO Buenos Aires, ʻoiai he mea hōʻeha ia i ka poʻe Latin ʻAmelika ʻike iā lākou iho i ka phobia o nā mea āpau o Argentine (ʻo ia hoʻi, he phobia iaʻu, no ka mea, ʻo wau ʻo Argentine ma ke koho sentimental a me ka hanohano nui, ʻAmelika ma ka ʻoluʻolu a me Peruvian ma ke kauoha ʻohana) , ʻo ia ke kūlanakauhale ʻoi aku ka ʻEulopa ma mua o ʻAmelika Latin. E like me nā kūlanakauhale nui o ʻEulopa, ua loaʻa kekahi mea iā Buenos Aires i nā makahiki i hala iho nei ʻaʻole i nalowale kona nani nani, akā ua hāʻawi iā ia i kahi pilikia, hūnā huna, sleaze a me ka maʻi: he aha ka mea ma mua He kūlanakauhale nani i Farani. , ua lilo ia i keia manawa, he kulanakauhaie o Amerika Latina, ke kolu o ke ao nei, i hui pu ia me na koko mestizo a me na koko huhu o keia ao.
Ma keʻano like ma Santiago de Chile he hoʻokahi tausani Peruvian, Venezuelan a me Bolivian industrialists me ka kaulana no ka poe aihue (a me Peruvian wahine me ka inoa no ka maikai nannies a me ka kuke), ma Buenos Aires e loaʻa ka leo ola. he hodgepodge hoihoi o Europa a me Bolivian hele wawae ole pepa , Australian a me Venezuelan mākaʻikaʻi ma luna o ka motika a me ka hana, Canadians i ka haumāna hoololi, Peruvians i ke aloha hoololi, hoʻomaʻemaʻe gay Dutch a me Central American gays me ka ole peni i pakele mai kekahi Gehena e manao noa i loko o. keia kulanakauhale nui a manao kuokoa me ka haahaa nui.
No ka mea, ʻo Buenos Aires, me kona mau lā huʻihuʻi o nā kūʻē kūʻē i kēlā me kēia lā a me ka hele ʻana i ke ahi, me kāna mau hehena maʻamau e hui pū nei e hoʻopau i ke alanui me ka hana ʻole ʻana o nā mākaʻi i kekahi mea a nānā iā lākou me ka hoʻopiʻi ʻole, ke hoʻomau nei ʻo ia ke kūlanakauhale maikaʻi loa ma Latin America, a ʻo ka honua nui loa o ʻEulopa a me ke kolu. I loko o ia mea e ola ai nā kuʻuna hanohano o ka poʻe i hūnā malū i kā lākou mau keneta mau kālā ma kēlā ʻaoʻao o ka muliwai, a i ʻole ka Moana, kēlā mau ʻohana hanohano o Recoleta a me Palermo, Martínez a me San Isidro, Nordelta a me Puerto Madero, a me nā wahi i pani ʻia. ʻO Pilar a me nā wahi e pili ana, ka mea i kēia manawa e noho pū (ʻino) me nā lociferous a me ka folkloric lociferous o ka poʻe hoʻouka kaua, ka poʻe intruders, ka poʻe i hoʻokuʻu ʻia a me ka hoʻoilina ʻole o kēia ao, ka poʻe i komo i kā lākou mau paka maikaʻi loa i nā hopena pule: nā Bolivians a me nā Venezuelans. ʻO ka Paraguayans a me ka Peruvians, ka Ecuadorians a me ka Colombians, ka nui o lākou e noho ana i loko o nā keʻena liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi, akā,ʻaʻole lākou i manaʻo nui, a mālama iki paha, no ka mea, i ka nānāʻana i nā mea a pau,ʻaʻole lākou e noho ma ia mau hale pōʻino, ma laila lākou e hiamoe nui ai. e hui pu ana me he pipi la. Manaʻo paha lākou (a ʻo ia ke kumu i koho ai lākou e noho, haʻaheo) ke noho nei lākou i ke kūlanakauhale nui a kuhihewa ʻia ʻo Buenos Aires, ʻaʻole loa i loko o kahi lua ʻumikūmākahi pilau, ʻaʻole wale ma kahi shantytown i noho aliʻi ʻia e kahi luna lāʻau Peruvian a i ʻole. Kolombia, a ʻo Buenos Aires, he kūlanakauhale nui ia, ʻoi aku ka hoʻoulu ʻana, melancholic, nani a me ka weliweli ma mua o kekahi o nā kūlanakauhale fucking pōʻino kahi a lākou i pakele ai me ka wiwo ʻole, no ka mea, ʻo ka poʻe malihini ʻilihune ka poʻe i hoʻomaopopo ʻole ʻia o ko mākou manawa. , ka poʻe moeʻuhane nui, ka poʻe lanakila nui, ka poʻe i pilikia i nā mea āpau i ka helu o ke kūʻokoʻa.
Mai ʻōlelo ʻino ʻole ʻoe no ʻArgentine a i ʻole Argentina a me Buenos Aires i kēia manawa, me he mea lā ua ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o Mendoza a i ʻole Rosario a i ʻole Córdoba ma mua o Buenos Aires ma kapa o ka muliwai ʻeleʻele: mai hoʻonāukiuki iaʻu i kēlā pauku kūlanakauhale liʻiliʻi. ʻO ka poʻe Argentine, koʻu poʻe kamaʻāina i koʻu manaʻo (ʻoiai i kēia manawa ʻaʻohe oʻu palapala passport Argentine, kahi kāleka lālā i loko o kahi hui ākea o ka poʻe hauʻoli nui), ʻaneʻane ʻakaʻaka, ʻano ʻē, ʻanoʻano, nani. ʻaneʻane makemake lākou a pau iaʻu, ʻo nā mea aʻu i makemake ʻole ai, makemake lākou iaʻu, no ka mea, he mau mea like ʻole lākou e like me ka palapala, ʻaʻole wau ʻike inā wehewehe wau iaʻu iho, ʻo wau. , Me he mea la ia'u, aneane pupule lakou a pau, aka, aole lakou i ike a huna paha ia mea. ma mua o ka naʻauao, ke akamai, ka noʻonoʻo, ke kālena pau ʻole, ke akamai ʻole.
Hōʻino lākou i ka poʻe Argentine e kamaʻilio nui a hāʻawi iā lākou iho i nā ea o ka ʻike. ʻAe, ʻo ia ka mea e hoʻohauʻoli ai iaʻu e pili ana iā lākou: ka hoʻolohe ʻana iā lākou e ʻōlelo nei i kā lākou kamaʻilio ʻana, kā lākou mau paukū, kā lākou wahaheʻe, kā lākou mau pahele hakakā, no ka mea, ʻo nā Argentine ʻoluʻolu loa ʻo ia ka poʻe wahaheʻe loa, nā mea hoʻopunipuni loa, nā mea ʻino loa. ʻO nā mea aʻu i makemake nui ai iā lākou a ʻo nā mea aʻu i maʻalahi e lilo i hoaaloha, i aloha, i mea hāʻawi kālā a i ʻole he lālā hui. ʻO wai ka mea i ʻike ʻole ʻo ka hoaaloha maikaʻi loa ma ka honua he Argentine ʻaʻole ʻike ʻo ia iā Argentina.
ʻO kēlā me kēia Argentine ke kumu o ka hui pōpeku aupuni (a inā lākou e ʻae iā ia, ʻo ia hoʻi no ka hui Sepania). ʻO kēlā me kēia Argentine he pelekikena no ke ola o kona ʻāina (a inā lākou e ʻae iā ia, nā luna o Cuba a me Venezuela pū kekahi). Loaʻa i kēlā me kēia Argentine ka hoʻolālā maikaʻi loa no ʻAmelika Hui Pū ʻIa e puka i waho o ka pilikia o ka piʻi nui, ka hoʻohaʻahaʻa e hiki mai ana a me ka hāʻule ʻana o ka mākeke waiwai (a, inā hana lākou, no ka honua holoʻokoʻa e puka i waho o ka pilikia, a no Ukraine e Ua lanakila 'o ia i ke kaua me Rusia, malia paha ina oe e kamailio pu me ia e pili ana i ka Hikina Waena, aole maopopo loa iaia, aka, i ka manawa a kekahi kanaka kaa kaa o Argentine i hooiaio mai ai ia'u ua halawai oia me Bin Laden, aia o Bin Laden i loko o kahi Peronist. He mau hoaaloha maikaʻi lāua, a ua kākau ʻia nā palapala ʻāina, ua kamaʻilio lōʻihi ʻo ia i kekahi pō i loko o kahi hale lole Afghan me Bin Laden, ua puhi lāua ʻelua i nā poppies, a ʻo ka manaʻo mua o Bin Laden ʻaʻole ia e hoʻohaʻahaʻa i ka Twin Towers, akā, e hoʻopaʻa i ka Manhattan holoʻokoʻa, a ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, a ua ʻike maopopo ka mea hoʻokele kaʻa i kēia, koe wale nō ka mea huna e pono ai ʻo ia e kiaʻi me ka ikaika, ua ʻike ʻo Bin Laden iā ia iho i ke kaumaha no ka mea ua lawe wale ka poʻe hoʻoweliweli i ka Twin Towers, akā. ʻaʻole hahai holoholona ma ka mokupuni ʻo Manhattan).
ʻO kēlā me kēia Argentine he kāula, he hypnotist, he ʻike, he kanaka hoʻomālamalama. Ua ʻike kēlā me kēia Argentine. He ʻono ʻo ia a ʻike ʻo ia i nā mea a pau. ʻOi aku kona ʻike ma mua o kekahi, ʻoi aku kona ʻike ma mua o ʻoe a me aʻu a me kekahi asshole i loko o ka hoki. Ua hoʻi mai kēlā me kēia Argentine, ʻoluʻolu ʻo ia, he macanudo, loaʻa iā ia nā vibes āpau. Loaʻa i kēlā me kēia Argentine nā pane i kekahi o nā nīnau e hiki ke waiho iā ia, ʻoiai inā ʻaʻole maopopo ʻo ia i ka nīnau a inā ʻaʻole maopopo ʻo ia i kāna ʻōlelo ʻana. Akā, e pane. Kuno ʻo ia. ʻŌlelo. huaʻōlelo. Hoʻokani ʻo ia. E hōʻuluʻulu i ka hui. E kauoha i ka ʻāina. E hoomalu i ka honua. Lanakila i na kaua. E hoʻokaʻawale i ka maikaʻi a me ka maikaʻi ʻole, ka maikaʻi mai ka "momona."
A kamaʻilio a kamaʻilio kēlā me kēia Argentine a ʻaʻole hoʻōki i ke kamaʻilio ʻana. A ʻaʻole ia he mea nui inā he ʻano manaʻo ka mea āna i ʻōlelo ai (no ka mea, ʻike koke kekahi ʻaʻole kūpono nā mea a pau o ia ʻohana a ʻo ke ʻano o Argentina ma ke ʻano he lāhui ke waiho nei i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻaʻole hiki ke wehewehe pono ʻia. , akā naʻe, he mea hoihoi a hoʻohiwahiwa nā mea a pau a aia ma laila kahi āu e makemake ai e noho a hiki i ka hopena o ka manawa, me ka luhi ʻole no hoʻokahi lā liʻiliʻi), ʻo ka mea nui ʻaʻole ia e hoʻōki i ke kamaʻilio ʻana a loaʻa nā manaʻo no nā mea āpau a He mau ʻōlelo koʻikoʻi nō hoʻi lākou, me ka ʻole o ka ʻae ʻana, atrabiliary, lewd (makemake paha ka awelika ʻo Argentine e like me ka ʻōlelo ʻole ʻana e like me Maradona i hala i kona mau lā nani a nani), nā manaʻo i loko o kekahi mau minuke e waiho ai i ka honua. ma ke kauoha, a hoouna koke aku oe "e omo ia" me ka haʻaheo, hoʻowahāwahā 'ano, a laila, hoʻi 'o ia i ka hale a me ka maʻemaʻe chaos, a olelo aku ka wahine ia ia e hele i Gehena, a laila wale no i ka Argentine pani, ina kekahi mea. .
Akā ma ke alanui, ʻaʻole ʻo ia e pani, he aha ka mea e hana nei, he aha nā mea e hiki mai ana: ma nā kaʻa kaʻa, nā cafes, nā kaola, nā kaʻa kaʻa, ma nā mākeke me hoʻokahi haneli pakeneka inflation, ma kekahi mau kihi unnerved o ke kikowaena, ʻōlelo ka Argentine a ʻōlelo ʻo ia a mākaukau mau e ʻōlelo, e hāʻawi i kona manaʻo, e lawe i nā ʻaoʻao, e hoʻohuli, e lilo i bilious, aggressive, passionate, Italian, Spanish, Galician, Canarian, exasperated, e hooho a hoʻopaʻapaʻa me kekahi, no ka mea he nui ka ʻōlelo. ʻaʻohe mea e hoʻolohe a hoʻolohe paha iā lākou, a ʻo ia ka mea e hoʻohauʻoli ai i ka average Argentine: ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hoʻōki i ka kamaʻilio ʻana a loaʻa iā ia ka manaʻo paʻa a me ka manaʻo e pili ana i nā mea āpau a me ke kanaka, ʻaʻohe mea e hauʻoli ai ʻo ia. a i ʻole puto, palaualelo a hana paha, ka mea e noho ana ma nā wahi a pau o ke kūlanakauhale, e kauoha i nā empanadas, pizzas, waina, sangria, pia, fernet, (akā, ma luna o nā mea a pau, empanadas a me nā pizzas), a hoʻomaka e kamaʻilio e pili ana i kekahi mea a hoʻopau i nā hola e kamaʻilio ai. a kamaʻilio (ua uē kekahi manawa), manaʻo ʻo ia Hoʻopau i nā mea hiki ʻole ke hoʻopau ʻia, ka hoʻoponopono ʻana i nā pilikia āpau, ka wehe ʻana i nā hewa, ka ʻoki ʻana i nā ʻīlio hae a me ka hoʻoulu ʻana i ke ʻano o ka haunaele o kēia ao me ka mana waha a me ka ikaika e hoʻohui pū ai i nā ʻAmelika, ka hapalua ʻItalia, ka hapa Sepania, i loko o kahi hale kiaʻi nui o Babela i kēlā. ʻōlelo nā kānaka a pau i ka ʻōlelo hoʻokahi, ʻaʻole naʻe i hoʻomaopopo kekahi i kekahi, ʻaʻohe lohe.
ʻAʻohe mea i hoʻomaopopo i kekahi i kekahi, ʻaʻohe mea hiki ke lohe, no ka mea, ua manaʻo kēlā me kēia i ka mea nona ka manaʻo a ʻaʻole hoʻi e hoʻopaʻapaʻa ma kekahi ʻano e hana ʻae a hāʻawi i kahi keneta o ke kumu i kekahi, i ka interlocutor, i ka contradictor. No laila, ʻo ka Argentine, ma muli o ke kauoha genetic, e ka paila o ke koko, he haʻi'ōlelo, he kamaʻilio kolohe, he mea hana i nā moʻolelo moʻolelo e like me nā kahawai, he mea haʻi moʻolelo a ma luna o nā mea a pau, he ʻenemi visceral o ka noho mālie a me ka hoʻolauleʻa. ʻOiai makemake ʻo ia e kamaʻilio, ʻoiai inā ʻaʻohe mea e hoʻolohe iā ia (pono ʻo ia e lohe i ka leo ʻoluʻolu a me ke mele o kona leo naʻauao a me ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa), makemake mau ʻo ia e hoʻopaʻapaʻa me kekahi, a inā hiki ke hoʻōho, a laila hele. i nā paʻi a hopu i nā pineapples. E hoʻowalewale koke a hoʻohuli paha i kahi pūʻulu o nā mea kamaʻilio huakaʻi, a ua hoʻonohonoho ʻia nā ʻaoʻao kūʻē ʻelua me nā mea kaua keʻokeʻo e ʻālohilohi ana i loko o ka pouli o ka pō o ka mahina piha, a ua mākaukau mua e pepehi a make, ua hoʻopaʻa nā kipi mai Buenos Aires i ke alanui a komo i loko. i loko o ka hakaka ikaika ma luna o kekahi mea hoʻopaʻapaʻa (maʻa mau i ke kuko e pili ana i ka pōpeku, ka politika a i ʻole ka haʻaheo aupuni, ʻekolu mau hōʻailona o ka maʻi hoʻokahi, ka maʻi hiki ʻole ke ola ʻo Argentine).
A laila, ʻo ka Argentine, ua komo i loko o ka hahau ʻana me kekahi, a me ka hoʻomanaʻo ʻole i ke kumu i hoʻomaka ai lākou e hakakā i ka wā mua, hōʻike ʻo ia (e pili ana i kona ola) aia kekahi mea i loko o kāna mau ʻano pupule a me ka histrionic i hana ʻia e ka poʻe ʻAmelika ʻAmelika. ʻaʻole i loaʻa, hoʻemi nui ʻia e pili ana iā lākou: ka manaʻoʻiʻo makapō i ko lākou mau manaʻo (ʻoiai inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike i kāu mea e ʻōlelo ai a ʻike ʻoe iā ʻoe iho e hoʻomaʻamaʻa i ka waena o ke ala zigzagging) a me ka wiwo ʻole e make ma ke alanui ka haunaele, ka pale ʻana i kēlā mau manaʻo āu e makemake ai e hāʻawi i kona ola, i hehi ʻia e ka lio mākaʻi e hoʻoheheʻe i kona kupapaʻu koa.
