Pakupedzisira, pamakore makumi mashanu nemana, mutambi anoridza Jongwe akabuda muwadhiropu. Vatatu mushure mekunge munyori Akamedza Mapfumo abuda muwadhiropu nekuburitsa chinyorwa chake chinonyadzisa Salsipuedes, mutambi Puffer akaunganidza hushingi hwake, akapa hurukuro kuchirongwa chevateereri veChupacabra uye akareurura, semunhu anoreurura mhosva kana Una low. tsika, vakadanana neMunondo Vanodya pakupera kwezana ramakore rapfuura, pavakanga vachiri vadiki uye, zvisinei, vatove nemukurumbira, pavakagara vakavharirwa muwadhiropu yechando yekutya uye kuzvininipisa.
Zvisinei, mutambi weBlowing Cocks akajekesa kuti rhotic kana rudo rwake neSwordswallower ine feathered yakanga iri pfupi uye isina kubudirira uye akakurumidza kusimbisa kuti yakanga isiri hukama hwakakodzera kwaari, kureva kuti Swordswallower, uyo waakanyengedza se anticucho. , waakanga akunda uye akatsikitsira sekiyi isingachinji, zvakanga zvisina basa kwaari.
Mushure mekuona hurukuro naMai Chupacabras, munyori weSwallowers akanzwa kusuwa, kuora mwoyo. Hazvienderane neshanduro yeCockblower. Anofunga kuti akadanana zvikuru nemutambi uyu, asi akashaya ushingi hwekuzvigamuchira, kuzviraramira, kuzvizivisa pachena. Ndiko kusaka akasiya guta, nyika yakashata. Ndosaka akafamba achibva paCocksucker. Nekuti, kuti atore mamiriro ake ehuviri, Swallowers aifanira kuenda muhutapwa uye kunyora bhuku rake rinonzi Salsipuedes.
Hukama hwangu naCockblower hwakanga husiri hwenguva pfupi kana husina kubudirira, uye zvaive zvisina basa kana, Munodya-Mudya anofunga. Zvakatora makore mashoma. Ndiye aive murume wangu wekutanga. Ndakazvida. Ndaisaziva kuti ndomuda sei, taisaziva kudanana, asi ini ndaimuda. Ndosaka akatsaurira chitsauko cheSalsipuedes, chakanzi The actor, ane hunhu, hunodaidzwa kuti Soplamocos, rakafuridzirwa naSoplapollas. Ndakamufunga, ndakanyora ndichifunga nezvake, nokuti ndakanga ndichiri kumuda. Kureva kuti hukama hwangu naSuplapollas hwakanga husiri hupfupi kana husina kubudirira, asi hwakakura, hwakasimba, hune hutsinye, hwakarwadziswa, uye panguva imwe cheteyo akandidzidzisa mumafaro erima andakanga ndisati ndaziva kusvika panguva iyoyo.
Cocksucker akasarudza kubuda muwadhiropu nekuti anoda kutangazve basa rake semuimbi, basa raakasiya achiri mudiki. Swordswallow inofunga kuti ipfungwa huru kuti Cockblower apinde mumhanzi. Ane tarenda, akanaka, anoimba zvakanaka, anotamba zvinoyevedza. Iyo sutu inozviratidza nehunyanzvi, Munodya Anofunga. Zvakakodzera kuti anyore nziyo dzake, kunyora rwiyo pamusoro pemurume waaida, rwiyo rwengochani zviri pachena. Zvakamukodzera kuti ashinge kuva muimbi wengochani, sezvazvakandikodzera, pakutanga kwebasa rangu rekunyora, kuti ndive munyori asina kuvanza, asi airatidza, kungwara kwake kwengochani, Swordswallower inofunga. Kana Cockblower ane chero kukosha semuimbi, anofunga, anofanira kunyora nziyo dzakaputirwa nekunzwisisa kwake kwengochani.
Munondo Vanodya vanofunga: dambudziko naCockblower nderekuti, kuve mutambi, akasiya mimhanzi makumi emakore apfuura kuti ave mutambi chete, mazwi ese aakataura mumafirimu ake, mitambo yake, nhepfenyuro yake yeTV uye sipo opera, hazvisi izvo. zvakarurama.mashoko aakanyora abva mupfungwa dzake nemweya wake nemwoyo wake, aiwa, ndiwo mashoko akanyorwa nevamwe, vanyori vemakirikirini uye aakabata nemusoro, akaereketa, ataura. nechinangwa che histrionic, kupopota kana kuchema kana kuzvidzora, ari mumwe, ari vamwe, kwete iye. Izvi zvinoreva kuti Soplapollas akabudirira semutambi, asi, chii chakakanganisika, haana kuzviratidza nehunyanzvi. Pane kudaro, kuitira kuti adzivise vateereri vake vepamusoro, avo vaiva ngochani, akazvidzvinyirira neunyanzvi, akavanza kunzwa kwake, akavanza nzvimbo yake yakanyanya kurarama, inorwadza zvikuru, yakakuvadzwa zvikuru, iyo nzvimbo iyo, kufanana nayo kana kwete, unyanzvi hunouya..
Mukupedzisira, zvino, Swordswallower akabuda muwadhiropu makore makumi matatu apfuura nekuti aifanira kuzviratidza nehunyanzvi semunyori, achiratidza nzvimbo yake yakanyanya kurarama, inorwadza, yakakuvadzwa zvakanyanya: kuti, kunyangwe aifarira vakadzi, dzimwe nguva ainyanya kuvafarira. , ndoda., varume. Iye zvino Cocksucker akabuda muwadhiropu nekuda kwechikonzero chimwe chete, kana nechinangwa chimwe: nekuti anoda kutangazve basa rake remimhanzi uye, pakuimba, paanenge achinyora nziyo, anoda kunzwa akasununguka, azviratidze nehunyanzvi, pakupedzisira ataure mazwi. vanobuda munzvimbo yake.vapenyu, vanorwadza, vakuvadzwa zvakanyanya. Swordswallows uye Cockblowers vakanzwisisa ipapo, kupenga, kupindirana, kuti hunyanzvi hunomuka kubva mukushushikana uye kushungurudzika, kubva mukutadza kwemanzwiro uye kukundwa kwerudo, kubva pane izvo zvingave zvakasvibiswa zvakanaka uye zvakamonyoroka uye zvakasviba zvakashata, zvakashata. Nyanzvi inozvidzvanyirira haizove mhizha ye cabal. Muimbi ari ega anoratidza nzvimbo yake inofara zvakanyanya, haazove muimbi mukuru. Imwe nyanzvi yemifananidzo inotya chokwadi haizove nyanzvi yakakosha.
Muchirongwa cheSeñora Chupacabras, mutambi Soplapollas akataura kuti akanzwa kunyengedzwa nemunyori Swallowers paakatsaurira chitsauko chipfupi chebhuku rake Salsipuedes kumutambi anogona kana kusafanana naye, iye akanaka Blowcock, moyo wepaTV, chihure chevakadzi vechidiki vane nyanga, chinhu chinoshuviwa nevakadzi vane hutsinye uye vasina ruzivo. Nenzwi rakashata, kana rekushungurudzwa, Cockblower anoita dhimoni Swordswallower: akanditengesa, akandinyengedza, akandifumura, akandibata chibharo, akandirova. Mutambi Cock-blower anobva apinda, zvichida asingazvizivi, mukupokana kunonaka: anopomera Munondo-Eater yekurova zvakavanzika zvake purogiramu yeterevhizheni, iyo yaMai Chupacabras, iyo inorwisa kushamwaridzana. Kumuona paterevhizheni, Swordswallow inofunga: Ndakanyora nezve mutambi aitaridzika sewe, Cockblower, nekuti izvo zvataigara pamwe chete, izvo zvaive zvisiri zvishoma, zvaiita semafuta anoputika ekubatidza moto unoyera wehunyanzvi, wemabhuku. Kwakanga kusiri kukurwisai; kwaiva mutero kwamuri. Asi sezvo wanga uri muwadhiropu uye usina kukwanisa kuzvigamuchira sengochani, wakabva watambura. Asi kutambura hakuna kukonzerwa neni: makazvisungirira pachenyu muchitya chokwadi. Vabereki vangu, Swordswallower anofunga, vakatamburawo nebhuku rangu rinonzi Salsipuedes: asi vakatambura nekuda kwehungochani, nekuti vainyara kuva nemwana ane bonde, zvekuti kutambura kwakabva mukusarura, kuremara, kwakabva muhungwaru uye mutsika. . Pakupedzisira, bakatwa rinomedza anofunga, kana Cockblower akanyora rwiyo rwakafuridzirwa neni, handina kunzwa ndatengeswa kana kufumurwa kana chisimba: pane zvinopesana, ndakanzwa kukudzwa, kubatwa kumeso, kukudzwa. Nekuti maartist anongonyora (uye pendi, uye kuimba, uye kuratidza mumabhaisikopo) nezveavo vanhu vane tattoo pamwoyo yavo. Hatiyeuke vanhu vasina basa, tinovashandura kuita hunyanzvi, tinovakanganwa. Nechikonzero ichi, Swordswallow inofunga kuti kuda kwake Cockblower kwaive kwakakosha uye neimwe nzira ichiri kupona, haisati yafa, haisati yarova mune mamwe mapeji ezvinyorwa zvake.
Nematauriro ekushora kana kuzvidza, achibuda muwadhiropu kunge munhu abatwa, dhimoni reMunondo kunge munhu ane dzungu kana kuti akarasika, Murombedzi akaseka Munondo: ibhomba, igororo, ane dumbu guru. , ane vana , akaroora mukadzi, horror chii. Achimuona, achiona hutsinye uye hunyengeri hwemashoko aya, Bladeswallower akanzwa tsitsi zvakare. Anowana pfungwa yokuti kuti abude, Cockblower inoda kutaura zvakaipa pamusoro pake. Zvichida mutambi haazvioni, asi nguva dzose anoita basa remunhu akabatwa. Anoti, semuenzaniso: Ndakanga ndakagadzirira kuita kuti hukama hwedu huve hwepamutemo, asi Swordswallower akaenda, akanyangarika. Inotiwo: Vamedza waive mumvuri, chipoko. Anotizve: haana kumbobvira andida, haana kumbondiremekedza. Pakupedzisira anoti: Swallowers yakafukidza basa rangu semutambi. Zviripachena kuti Cockblower, kuitira kuti abude muwadhiropu, makore makumi matatu mushure mekunge bhuku reSalsipuedes rabuda, anoda kupfira vitriol uye kuvenga muvengi wake, Munondo Anodya. Haisi kuita senzira inofadza yekubuda muwadhiropu. Nokuda kwekutambudzwa nzira yekubvuma kuti uri ngochani. Zvinenge nekuti akasiya kusvibisa wadhiropu nekuda kweMunondo wakaipa, ane mhosva yekutambura kwese kwevarombo Cockblower.
Sword Swallowers inoshamisika: ndiri bourgeois, sekutaura kunoita Cockblower? Chii chinonzi bourgeois? Kana kuva bourgeois kunoreva kuva nemari uye kurarama upenyu hwakapfava uye hwakasununguka, saka hongu, ndiri bourgeois, Swordswallower anobvuma: Ndine mari yakawanda, kupfuura yandakambofunga kuva nayo. Asi, dai aive bourgeois, angadai akaburitsa here zvinyorwa gumi neshanu zvaakatsikisa? Nekuti rimwe nerimwe remanovhero aya rakashandura rukudzo rwangu, mukurumbira wangu, nhamba yangu yakanaka yemabhubhu. Kureva kuti dai ndaiva bhunu sezvavanondipomera, ndingadai ndisiri munyori, ndingadai ndisina kuenderera mberi nekunyora, ndingadai ndisina kutsikisa mabhuku echibhunu neanopandukira andakabuditsa, achiisa upenyu hwangu panjodzi. , anofunga Mudya-Munondo. Nokuti bourgeois akanaka anozvigarisa uye, pane kudaro, munyori akanaka anodzinga, anotambudza, anogadzirisa zvakare bourgeois.
Swordswallower anobva ashamisika: ndine dumbu hombe here, ndiri paunchy? Mhinduro yechokwadi ndeiyi: hongu, ini ndakanyatsofuta. Ndiri mita imwe makumi masere nematanhatu. Ndinorema makirogiramu zana. Handina mafuta: Ndakakora! Asi kusava modhi, kusava mutambi, handirarami kubva mumuviri wangu, kubva kune yangu silhouette. Kuva munyori, mutori wenhau weterevhizheni, kurarama kubva pamashoko angu, kubva pamashoko andinonyora, kubva pamashoko andinotaura. Izvo hazvina basa ipapo, mune zvehunyanzvi kana zvenhau, kana ndakafuta kana kuti kwete, anofunga Sword Vanodya. Hungave hupenzi kuudza Almodóvar kuti: Ini handina kufarira bhaisikopo rako nekuti uri mudumbu, zvinogoneka sei kuti kuva ngochani iwe wakakora kudaro? Zvinganzwisa tsitsi zvikanzi naLanata : shuwa wakafuta handikuone paTV kana kukuteerera pawairesi nekuti wakafuta. Hungave hupenzi kuudza Tarantino: ari kutoona mafirimu ako nekuti uri paunchy. Zvingave zveshuwa kutaura kuna Padura: Ini handichada mabhuku ako nekuti dumbu rako rakura. Mukuwedzera, kumedza minondo anoti kwaari pachake: Ndakafuta nokuti ndine bipolar uye mapiritsi andinotora, kwete mashoma, kuti agadzirise chirwere ichi chepfungwa, anondiita mafuta, aratidza kuti anondiita kuti ndifuta. Ndicho chikonzero, Swordswallower inofunga, kurwiswa kwemutambi Cockblower, kumuderedza kana kumuzvidza semafuta uye bourgeois, zvinosuruvarisa, sezvo zvakaratidza kupfupika-kuona, kuzviisa pasi kune mafashoni asina maturo uye mwoyo unovava, wakaoma.
Ko Swordswallower inodemba kuda Cockblower here? Chokwadi kwete. Unozvidemba here kuti wakaburitsa bhuku rinonzi Salsipuedes, rekusvibisa hunhu hwemutambi Soplamocos ane mukurumbira wekuda vakadzi uyo, o kushamisika, ingochani muwadhiropu? Kwete, kwete. Unoyeuka here nerudo kana unyoro Cockblower? Hongu kana. Unoda kuzviona here? Kwete, anotya kuzvitarisa: anofunga kuti Cockblower, mukutsamwa kwehasha, angamusundidzira kubva pavharanda rechivako chake, kana kumudzipa, kana kumubaya. Unofunga kuti Cockblower aita chinhu chakanaka here pakubuda pashoo yaMai Chupacabra? Hongu, aita zvakanaka kwazvo mukubuda muwadhiropu, hapana kunonoka kuita kudaro. Unofanira kuramba uchiimba Cocksucker? Zvechokwadi, Munondo Mumedza unofunga. Ungade here kuti Cockblower anyore rwiyo pamusoro perudo nekusuwa kwemoyo kwamakasangana nemi mose? Ndingadai ndiri murume anofara zvikuru munyika kana Cockblower akanyora rwiyo rwakafemerwa neni, Swordswallow inofunga, kunyange kana murwiyo irworwo akanditi mafuta, paunchy, potbellied, uye bourgeois.
