Ua maʻi ʻo Mrs. Dorita Lerner wahine kāne make o Barclays, ka makuahine o ka mea kākau moʻolelo ʻo Jimmy Barclays, i ka maʻi coronavirus. "Damn Chinese," wahi āna, ma ke kelepona me kāna keiki ʻo Jimmy. Manaʻo lākou e pepehi mai lākou iaʻu. Akā ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe me aʻu. ʻAʻole ʻo Dorita Lerner he racist. ʻOiaʻiʻo, he mau hoa Pākē kāna. ʻO nā mea nona ka hale kūʻai momona kahi āna e kūʻai ai i nā mea ʻono, ʻo ka Wu, he Pake a he mau hoaaloha lākou a ua hoʻāʻo ʻo ia e hoʻohuli iā lākou i ka hoʻomana Katolika. ʻO ka poʻe nona kahi kīwī ultra-conservative āna e hoʻolohe pinepine ai, ʻo ka Huangs, he Kina a he mau hoaaloha ʻo ia, a kipa ʻo ia i ke kahawai a hāʻawi i nā nīnauele e hoʻohewa i ka hoʻohemo ʻana a me ka sodomy. Noho ʻo Dorita Lerner me ka maʻi maʻi maʻi mau, e koi ʻia e kāpae i kāna mau huakaʻi. ʻAʻole makemake ʻo ia i ka huakaʻi me kāna mau keiki: -ʻO kaʻu mau keiki he palaualelo a pau ke ala i ke awakea. Ua haʻalele lākou i nā genes o kona makuakāne. ʻO ke kāne a Dorita Lerner, ʻo Mr. James Barclays, i make i ka maʻi kanesa i nā makahiki i hala. ʻAʻole kipa ʻo Dorita i ka ilina kahi e waiho ai nā iwi o kāna kāne mua. Makemake au e huakaʻi i Roma i kēlā me kēia makahiki e kipa i ka hale kupapaʻu o ka mea nāna i hoʻokumu iā Opus Dei, ʻo Don Josemaría Escrivá de Balaguer, ka haʻi ʻōlelo luhi ʻole, he ʻano haipule. "He kanaka hakakā wau," wahi a Dorita. Ala au i ka ʻeono o ke kakahiaka. Hele au i ka pulepule ma ka hola ʻehiku. Hoʻokahi tausani mau mea aʻu e hana ai. Loaʻa i kēlā me kēia lā kona makemake. ʻOiai e hiamoe ana nā drones o kaʻu mau keiki, kōkua au i ka poʻe nele, hana au i nā hana aloha, kipa au i koʻu mau hoa maʻi. ʻAʻole i hoʻōla hou ʻia mai ka coronavirus, e hele ʻo Dorita i Roma e hele i kahi hālāwai pilikino me ka Pope Argentine, kāna hoaaloha. ʻAʻole makemake ʻo ia i kāna kaikamahine a me kāna mau keikikāne e hele pū me ia. "Ke hakaka mau nei kaʻu mau keiki no ke kālā," kanikau ʻo ia. Makemake au e hele me koʻu kōkua. ʻO Milagros Aoki kona kōkua. He Kepani ʻo ia, ʻehā ʻōlelo ʻo ia. Ua hoʻohuli ʻo Dorita iā ia i ka hoʻomana Katolika. ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, he agnostic ʻo Mrs. Ma ke alo o ka halekupapau o Sana Escrivá, ua ʻike ʻo Mrs. He ʻeono keiki kāne ʻo Dorita Lerner, he moloā i kona manaʻo. "ʻO Jimmy ka mea palaualelo loa, kaʻu keiki hiapo," wahi a Dorita i kāna kōkua ʻo Milagros Aoki. He mea kākau ʻo ia. Ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia e kākau nei i kahi puke moʻolelo maikaʻi loa. Akā, kākau wale ʻo ia i nā moʻolelo liʻiliʻi ʻakaʻaka e pili ana i ka hoʻoweliweli ʻana o ka ʻohana. A laila ʻaʻohe hana. ʻAi ʻo ia i ka hau i ka lā a pau, nānā i nā pāʻani pōpeku ma ke kīwī (no ka moloā loa e hele i ke kahua pāʻani, palaualelo kaʻu keiki) a hoʻopaʻa iā ia iho i kāna haʻawina no nā hola, ʻōlelo ʻo ia e kākau. Akā, mai kākau i kahi paukū. He drone ʻoe e kuʻu keiki. 'Ōlelo lākou ua hoʻohuiʻo ia i nā kiʻi ponokala. Ua noʻonoʻo ʻo Jimmy Barclays, ke keiki kākau moʻolelo iā ia iho, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻo ia ke kanaka palaualelo loa āna i hālāwai ai. Akā, manaʻoʻiʻo ʻo ia ʻaʻole palaualelo kona mau kaikuaʻana e like me ia: ʻo kona kaikaina ʻo Amadeo he mea haʻuki kaulana e holo i nā marathon a puni ka honua, me ka haki ʻana i nā moʻolelo, a i ʻole kāna mau moʻolelo ponoʻī; ʻO kona kaikunāne ʻO Octavio he mea pāʻani tennis maikaʻi loa e hoʻokūkū nei i nā hoʻokūkū kūloko a kūloko a ma ka manawa like he mea pāʻani ping-pong kaulana, ka poʻokela aupuni o ka ʻāpana veterans; ʻO kona kaikaina ʻo Julián he mea hahai holoholona, e like me kona makuakāne ʻo Don James Barclays, a hele pinepine ʻo ia e pepehi i nā mammals, nā mea kolo, nā manu ʻāhiu, a me nā ʻohana manu nūnū; a ʻo kona kaikunāne ʻo Fernando he mea hoʻokani pahu a me ka mea hoʻokani pila i loko o kahi pūʻulu o nā mea hoʻokani pila e pāʻani ana ma kekahi mau kaola o ke kūlanakauhale. "He poʻe hana kiʻi kāu mau keiki a he poʻe haʻuki," wahi a Jimmy i kona makuahine, ʻo Dorita Lerner. "ʻAe, ʻoiaʻiʻo," wahi āna. Akā ʻaʻohe hana. Mālama wau iā lākou a pau. ʻAʻole pololei loa ka ʻōlelo ʻana ʻo Mrs. Dorita Lerner ke kuleana o ka uku ʻana i nā pila kaumaha loa no kāna mau keiki: nā huakaʻi a kāna moʻopuna, nā kulanui a me nā koleke, nā aie panakō, nā kāleka hōʻaiʻē. -Ua mālama ʻia lākou a pau - nā dice a Dorita i ʻike ai i ke kōkua ʻo Milagros Aoki. "ʻAe, e ka wahine," wahi a ka wahine Kepani kūpaʻa. Akā naʻe, hauʻoli lākou. No laila, ʻo nā koi a me nā manaʻolana hoʻokele waiwai o nā keiki a Dorita Lerner he mau a maʻa ʻole. ʻO kāna kaikamahine ʻo Carlota, ʻaʻole ia e hana, ʻo ia ka mea i hoʻolaʻa ʻia i ka hoʻokele ʻana i kēlā Ocean perfidious a apo ʻo ia ka Stock Market, nāna i hoʻopiʻi i kona mau kaikunāne no nā mea kālā, ua haʻi iā ia e pono ke kālā e hana i kahi hana implant naʻau. nā umauma i loko o ke keʻena hauʻoli. Pono anei ʻo Mrs. Dorita e uku no ka hoʻonui ʻana i nā umauma o kāna kaikamahine hoʻokahi? ʻO kāna keiki ʻo Jimmy, he mea kākau moʻolelo ʻaʻohe mea heluhelu, ua noi aku iā ia i kālā nui no ka hoʻopuka ʻana i kāna puke hou, ʻoiai ʻaʻohe mea hoʻopuka koʻikoʻi e makemake e hoʻopuka. Pono anei ʻo Mrs. Dorita i kahu no kāna keiki, ʻoiai ʻaʻohe ona hoihoi i ka heluhelu ʻana i kēlā puke? ʻO kāna keiki ʻo Amadeo, he kukini marathon kaulana, noi aku iā ia i kahi mite ʻaʻole liʻiliʻi no ka mea ʻo kona ʻāʻī hema, mai ka holo nui ʻana, ua hāʻule nui, a pono ʻo ia e hana ʻoki i mea e noho pū ai nā ʻōpū oval ʻelua. ina e hoopakele ia i kona hanohano. Pono anei ʻo Mrs. Dorita e uku no ka hao ʻana i nā hua manu a kāna keiki ʻalepa? Ua pepehi ʻia kāna keiki ʻo Octavio ma muli o ka pā ʻana o ka pōleʻa tennis i kona maka liʻiliʻi a pono e hoʻopaʻa ʻia, ʻoiai ʻo Killo ka ace o ka tennis a me ka ping-pong. Pono anei ʻo Mrs. Dorita e hoʻopau i ka hewa a hoʻihoʻi i ka ʻike piha i kāna keiki ʻoʻopa? Makemake nui kāna keiki ʻo Julián e kūʻai i nā pu raifela hou loa a me nā pū pana e pepehi i nā mammals elepani. Pono anei ʻo Mrs. Dorita e hoʻopaʻa lima i kāna keiki pū, ʻoiai ua hoʻowahāwahā ʻo ia i kāna kāne he safari e pepehi ai i nā holoholona hihiu, ʻaʻohe o lākou i like me ia? ʻO kāna keiki ʻo Fernando, he mea hoʻokani pahu hoʻokō a me ka mea hoʻokani pila maikaʻi loa, makemake e lawe i nā papa e hīmeni a gurgle paha i kāna hui amateur a ʻaʻa hope e hoʻopaʻa i hoʻokahi. Pono anei ʻo Mrs. Dorita e uku iā ʻoe i ke kani ʻana, nā leo ʻoluʻolu, nā joki a me nā hoʻomaikaʻi o ka leo? "Fuck nā mea a pau," wahi a Dorita iā ia, ua hālāwai ʻo ia me ke kōkua ʻo Milagros Aoki. Mālama ʻia lākou, maikaʻi no ka mea ʻole, nā zero i ka hema. Paʻa wau ma muli o ka Pākē haumia a maʻi hoʻi i ke kākoʻo ʻana i kaʻu mau keiki. E waiho wale au. ʻOiai ʻo kāna mau keiki ʻilihune e hoʻopilikia iā ia me nā noi, nā noi a me nā koi o ke ʻano kālā, ʻo Dorita Lerner, ka maʻi a me ka ʻuʻu, ka maʻi a me ka pule ʻana, hui pū me kāna mau hoaaloha, ʻo nā Huangs, nā ʻoihana Kina nona ka ultra-conservative channel televīwī, a manaʻo i ʻekolu. mea ia lakou : hookahi, e hoonohonoho i ka huakai haipule e ku e i ke aupuni aoao hema; elua, e aila a lubricate me ke dala resinous he heluna o na Luna Ahaolelo pazguatos make o ke keena i mea e hemo ai lakou i ka peresidena hema; a ekolu, i loaa, me ia, Dorita Lerner wahine kanemake o Barclays, ma ke poo, he ultra-conservative aoao kalaiaina e hooko i ka hookahuli aupuni a me ka hookumu ana i ka theocratic dictatorship e pāpā lāʻau, sodomy, reggaeton, miniskirts a me kāna keiki puke Jimmy. No ka hoʻokumu ʻana i kēia mau ʻōlelo kipi i kāna mau hoa Kina, ʻo nā Huangs, nā mea nona ke kīwī ultra-conservative, ʻaʻole ʻo Dorita Lerner e ʻōlelo he keiki kāne kāna, ʻo Manuel, e noho ana i ka Caribbean a hoʻolaʻa iā ia iho i ka haku mele reggaeton. "ʻO ia wale nō kaʻu mau keiki i noi ʻole mai iaʻu i ke kālā, ʻo ia wale nō ka mea i uku ʻole ʻia," noʻonoʻo ʻo Dorita. No ke ola reggaeton. A ʻo ia i ka lā holoʻokoʻa i ka lole lele a me nā kāmaʻa a me nā kaulahao gula, koʻu Manuelito. I kona hoʻi ʻana mai ka coronavirus, ua hoʻolimalima ʻo Dorita Lerner i kahi mokulele mai kāna mau hoaaloha, ʻo ka Chinese Huang, nā mea nona ke kīwī ultra-conservative, a hele pū me kāna kōkua Kepani ʻo Aoki, i Roma, ke kūlanakauhale āna i aloha nui ai. ke kulanakauhale ana e makemake ai e hoohala i kela a me keia punawai a me kela haule ana, e halawai pu me ka Pope Argentine, ka mea ana i manao e papa aku no kona kaili ana i ka Opus Dei, Ka Hana, i kona mana. Hoʻolālā ʻo ia e kipa aku i ka hale kupapaʻu o ka mea nāna i hoʻokumu iā La Obra, San Josemaría, a me ka hale hoʻomaha a me ka hale penikala o kāna hoaaloha, ʻo Cardinal Cienfuegos, i hoʻāhewa ʻia i ka ostracism no ka hopu ʻana i nā ʻōpio. ʻO ka hui ʻana me ka Pope, ua ʻaʻahu ʻia i ka ʻeleʻele, me ka makaʻu e hoʻopili iā ia me nā koena o ka coronavirus, haʻi ʻo Dorita Lerner i kāna Mea Hemolele, e ʻōlelo ana ma ke ʻano he Argentine: -E nānā, Francisco, ʻo ka mea āu e hana ai ʻo ka wehe ʻana i kahi kahawai YouTube a kau i nā mea āpau. nā lā he mau leka pōkole, ʻaʻole ʻoi aku ma mua o ʻumi mau minuke. Ke inu nei ʻoe? Ua hoʻouka au iā ʻoe i Tik Tok. Poina i ka haiolelo ana ma na halepule, ma na luakini, e like me mamua, e Fran. I kēia manawa pono ʻoe ma YouTube a ʻaʻole ʻoe e ola! Hoʻokele wau i kāu moʻokāki Tik Tok: He keiki pupule kaʻu, ʻo Jimmy, ka mea kākau, nāna e hoʻopau i ka lā a pau e nānā ana i ka bullshit ma Tik Tok, hiki iā ia ke kōkua iā mākou. "ʻAʻole ia he manaʻo ʻino, e Dorita," wahi a ka Pope, hoʻomanawanui, aloha. "E lilo ʻoe i YouTuber Pope mua ma ka mōʻaukala, ʻo Fran," wahi a Mrs. Lerner, ua uhi ʻia kona mau maka e kahi mantilla ʻeleʻele. A laila wehe mālie ʻo ia i ka mantilla, ʻakaʻaka liʻiliʻi a ʻōlelo ʻo ia: - E lawe mākou i kahi selfie?
