Ekugcineni, eneminyaka engamashumi amahlanu nane ubudala, umlingisi ovuthela iQhude usephumile ekhabetheni. Ezintathu ngemuva kokuba umbhali Ugwinya Izinkemba ephuma egunjini lakhe ngokushicilela inoveli yakhe ehlazisayo ethi Salsipuedes, umlingisi uPuffer usequnge isibindi sakhe, wenze inhlolokhono ohlelweni lwezethameli eliphezulu lwentokazi yakwaChupacabra futhi wavuma, njengomuntu ovuma ubugebengu noma u-Una low. ukuziphatha kahle, abathandana ne-Sword Eaters ekupheleni kwekhulu leminyaka elidlule, lapho bobabili bebancane futhi, nokho, sebevele bedumile, lapho behlala bevalelwe ekamelweni eliqandisiwe lokwesaba nesizotha.
Kodwa-ke, umlingisi oBlowing Cocks ukucacisile ukuthi i-rhotic noma uthando lwakhe noSwordswallower olunezimpaphe lube lufushane futhi aluphumelelanga futhi usheshe waqinisekisa ukuthi kwakungeyona ubudlelwano obufanele kuye, okusho ukuthi i-Swordswallower, ayigwebe njenge-anticucho. , owamehlisa waqina njengekhayithi eliguquguqukayo, kwakungasenamsebenzi kuye.
Ngemuva kokubona inhlolokhono noNkk Chupacabras, umbhali weSwallowers uzizwe edangele, edangele. Ayifani nenguqulo ye-Cockblower. Ucabanga ukuthi wamthanda kakhulu lo mlingisi, kodwa akabanga naso isibindi sokuyamukela, ayiphile, ayiveze obala. Kungakho washiya kulowomuzi, lelozwe elinonya. Ingakho wasuka kuQhude. Ngoba, ukuze acabangele isimo sakhe sobulili obubili, iSwallowers kwadingeka iye ekudingisweni futhi ibhale inoveli yakhe ethi Salsipuedes.
Ubudlelwano bami no-Cockblower abuzange bube isikhathi esifushane noma abuphumelelanga, futhi bebungabalulekile, kucabanga i-Sword-Eater. Kwathatha iminyaka embalwa. Wayeyindoda yami yokuqala. Ngiyithandile. Ngangingazi ukuthi ngizomthanda kanjani, sasingazi ukuthi sithandane kanjani, kodwa ngangimthanda. Futhi yingakho anikezela isahluko seSalsipuedes, enesihloko esithi Umlingisi, unomlingisi, obizwa ngokuthi uSoplamocos, ogqugquzelwe nguSoplapollas. Ngacabanga ngaye, ngabhala ngicabanga ngaye, ngoba ngangisamthanda. Okusho ukuthi ubuhlobo bami noSuplapollas abuzange bube bufushane noma bungaphumeleli, kodwa babubukhulu, bunamandla, bunonya, buhlukumeza, futhi ngesikhathi esifanayo wangifundisa ezinjabulweni zobumnyama engangingazazi kuze kube yileso sikhathi.
UQhude uthathe isinqumo sokuphuma emakhabetheni ngoba ufuna ukuqala kabusha umsebenzi wakhe wokuba ngumculi, okuwumsebenzi awushiya esemncane kakhulu. I-Swordswallow icabanga ukuthi kuwumqondo omuhle ukuthi i-Cockblower ingene emculweni. Unekhono, muhle, ucula kahle, udansa kamnandi. Isudi iziveza ngobuciko, kucabanga i-Sword Eater. Kumfanele ukuthi azibhalele ezakhe izingoma, abhale iculo ngowesilisa amthandayo, ingoma yesitabane ephumela obala. Kwakumfanela ukuthi aqunge isibindi sokuba umculi oyisitabane, njengoba kwangifanela, ekuqaleni komsebenzi wami wokubhala, ukuba umlobi ongazange acashe, kodwa obonisa, ukuhluzeka kwakhe kwesitabane, Swordswallower uyacabanga. Uma u-Cockblower enanoma yiliphi inani njengomculi, ucabanga ukuthi kufanele abhale izingoma ezihlanganiswe nokuzwela kwakhe kongqingili.
I-Sword Eaters iyacabanga: Inkinga ngo-Cockblower ukuthi, ukuba umlingisi, ukushiya umculo emashumini eminyaka edlule ukuze abe umlingisi nje, wonke amazwi awashilo kumamuvi akhe, imidlalo yakhe, uchungechunge lwakhe lwe-TV nasemidlalweni ewuchungechunge, awalungile. lawo.amagama awabhalile aphuma emqondweni wakhe nasemoyeni nasenhliziyweni yakhe,cha,amagama abhalwe ngabanye ababhali bama-screens nawabambile ngekhanda,wawasho,wawasho. inhloso ye-hitrionic, ukuklabalasa noma ukukhala noma ukuhoxa kuye, ukuba ngomunye, ukuba abanye, hhayi yena. Okusho ukuthi uSoplapollas uye waphumelela njengomdlali, kodwa, yeka indida, akazange aziveze ngobuciko. Ngokuphambene nalokho, ukuze avimbele izethameli zakhe eziphezulu, ezazingama-gay, uye wazicindezela ngobuciko, wafihla ukuzwela kwakhe, wafihla indawo yakhe ephilayo kakhulu, ebuhlungu kakhulu, eyayilimele kakhulu, leyo ndawo lapho, efana nayo noma. hhayi, ubuciko bufika. .
Ekugcineni, u-Swordswallower waphuma ekhabetheni eminyakeni engamashumi amathathu edlule ngoba wayedinga ukuziveza ngobuciko njengombhali, eveza indawo yakhe ephilayo kakhulu, ebuhlungu kakhulu, eyayilimele kakhulu: ukuthi, nakuba ayethanda abesifazane, ngezinye izikhathi wayebathanda kakhulu. , okuningi kakhulu. , amadoda. Manje i-Cocksucker iphume ekamelweni ngesizathu esifanayo, noma ngenhloso efanayo: ngoba ifuna ukuvuselela umsebenzi wakhe womculo futhi, lapho icula, lapho ibhala izingoma, idinga ukukhululeka, iveze ngobuciko, ekugcineni isho amagama. ephuma endaweni yakhe, ephila kakhudlwana, ebuhlungu kakhulu, elimele kakhulu. Ama-Swordswallows kanye namaQhade abese beqonda, ngokungalawuleki, kwaqondana, ukuthi ubuciko buvela ekuthathekeni nasekuhlukumezekeni, ekuhlulekeni kwemizwelo nasekuhlulweni kothando, kulokho obekungangcoliswa kahle futhi kusontekile futhi kungcole kabi, kubi kabi. Iciko elizicindezelayo ngeke libe yiciko le-cabal. Umculi ocula yedwa ukhombisa indawo yakhe ejabule ngokunyenya, ngeke abe yiciko eliphambili. Iciko elesabayo iqiniso ngeke libe yiciko elibalulekile.
Ohlelweni lwe-Señora Chupacabra, umlingisi uSoplapollas uthe uzizwe ekhashelwe ngumbhali weSwallowers lapho enikezela isahluko esifushane senoveli yakhe ethi Salsipuedes kumlingisi owayengase afane naye noma angafani naye, iBlowcock enhle, uchungechunge lwe-TV oluthinta inhliziyo, a. i-fetish yabesifazane abasebasha abanezimpondo, into efiswa abantu besifazane abane-libidinous nabangenalwazi. Ngephimbo elihlambalazayo, noma eliyisisulu, U-Cockblower ufaka idemoni I-Swordswallower: wangikhaphela, wangikhohlisa, wangidalula, wangidlwengula, wangihlukumeza. Umdlali we-Cock-blower wabe esengena, mhlawumbe ngaphandle kokuqaphela, ngokuphikisana okumnandi: usola i-Sword-Eater ngokuhlasela ubumfihlo bakhe ohlelweni lwethelevishini, lukaNkk Chupacabras, oluhlasela ubuhlobo obuseduze. Imbona kuthelevishini, iSwordswallow iyacabanga: Ngabhala ngomlingisi ofana nawe, Cockblower, ngoba lokho esasiphila ngakho ndawonye, okwakungekho ngaphansi, kwakubonakala sengathi uphethiloli oqhumayo wokukhanyisa umlilo ongcwele wobuciko, wezincwadi. Bekungekona ukuhlasela kuwena: bekuyisipho kuwe. Kodwa njengoba wawusekhabetheni futhi wawungakwazi ukuzamukela njengesitabane, wabe usuhlupheka. Kodwa ukuhlupheka akubangelwanga yimi: wakubeka phezu kwakho ngokwesaba iqiniso. Abazali bami, u-Swordswallower ucabanga ukuthi, nabo bahlupheke ngenoveli yami ethi Salsipuedes: kodwa bahlupheka ngenxa yokuthanda abantu abathandana nobulili obufanayo, ngoba babenamahloni okuba nengane yobulili obubili, kangangokuthi ukuhlupheka kwavela ngenxa yokucwasa, isici, kwavela esimweni esingalungile ngokwengqondo nangokokuziphatha. . Ekugcineni, umgwinyi wenkemba uyacabanga, uma u-Cockblower ebhala ingoma ephefumulelwe yimi, angizange ngizizwe ngikhashelwe noma ngidalulwe noma nginobudlova: ngokuphambene nalokho, ngazizwa ngihloniphekile, ngithopha, ngihlonishwa. Ngoba abaculi babhala kuphela (bapende, bacule, futhi baveze kumamuvi) mayelana nalabo bantu abanama-tattoos ezinhliziyweni zabo. Asikhumbuli abantu abangabalulekile, sibaguqulela kwezobuciko, sivele sibakhohlwe. Ngenxa yalesi sizathu, i-Swordswallow icabanga ukuthi uthando lwakhe lwe-Cockblower lwalubalulekile futhi ngandlela-thile lusasinda, alukafi, lushaya kancane emakhasini athile amanoveli akhe.
Ngephimbo lokudelela noma lokudelela, ephuma ekhabetheni engathi uyisisulu, efaka idimoni leSwordswallower sengathi idlozi noma incithakalo, UQhude ubhuqile uMfekethi: ungunxiwankulu, ungumfokazana, unesisu esikhulu. , unezingane , uganwe umfazi, yeka uvalo. Embona, ebona inhloso enonya futhi ecashile yalawo mazwi, uBladeswallower waphinde waba nesihawu. Uba nomuzwa wokuthi ukuze aphume, uCockblower udinga ukukhuluma kabi ngaye. Mhlawumbe umlingisi akakuqapheli, kodwa ngaso sonke isikhathi udlala indima yesisulu. Uthi, isibonelo: Ngangikulungele ukwenza ubuhlobo bethu bube semthethweni, kodwa uSwordswallower wasuka, wanyamalala. Liphinde lithi: Inkonjane yayiyisithunzi, isipoki. Aphinde athi: akakaze angithande ngempela, akakaze angihloniphe. Ekugcineni uthi: ISwallowers yasibekela umsebenzi wami njengomlingisi. Kuyacaca ukuthi uCockblower, ukuze ekugcineni aphume ekhabetheni, eminyakeni engamashumi amathathu ngemuva kokuphuma kwenoveli yakwaSalsipuedes, udinga ukukhafula i-vitriol kanye nokugxeka isitha sakhe, i-Sword Eater. Akubonakali kuyindlela ejabulisayo yokuphuma ekhabetheni. Ukuze uthole indlela ehlukumezayo yokuvuma ukuthi uyisitabane. Cishe ngoba wavuma ukungcolisa ikhabethe ngenxa yoMdli Wenkemba omubi, enecala lakho konke ukuhlupheka kukaMqhudelwane ompofu.
I-Sword Swallowers iyazibuza: Ngabe ngingonxiwankulu, njengoba kusho uMqhude? Kuyini ukuba yi-bourgeois? Uma ukuba ngunxiwankulu kusho ukuba nemali nokuphila impilo ethambile nekhululekile, khona-ke yebo, ngiwunxiwankulu, u-Swordswallower uyavuma: Nginemali eningi, ngaphezu kwalokho engangikuphuphile ukuba nayo. Kodwa, ukube wayengunxiwankulu, wayezowashicilela yini amanoveli ayishumi nanhlanu awashicilele? Ngoba ngayinye yalawo manoveli ikhulise ukuhlonishwa kwami, isithunzi sami, inombolo yami yonxiwankulu. Okusho ukuthi ukube ngingonxiwankulu njengoba bengisola, ngabe angiyena umbhali, ngabe angiqhubeki nokubhala, ngabe angizange ngikhiphe amanoveli omshoshaphansi kanye namanoveli engiwasakazayo, ngibeka impilo yami engcupheni. , kucabanga uMdli wenkemba. Ngoba onxiwankulu abalungile bayazenzela futhi, ngokuphambene nalokho, umbhali olungile uyabaxosha, ahluphe, ahlele kabusha onxiwankulu.
I-Swordswallower izibuza ngokushesha: ingabe nginesisu esikhulu, ingabe nginama-paunchy? Impendulo eqotho ithi: yebo, ngikhuluphele ngempela. Ngiyimitha elilodwa namashumi ayisishiyagalombili nesithupha. Nginesisindo esingamakhilogremu ayikhulu. Angikhuluphala: Ngikhuluphele! Kodwa hhayi ukuba imodeli, hhayi ukuba umlingisi, angiphili emzimbeni wami, kusukela silhouette yami. Ukuba ngumbhali, intatheli kamabonakude, ngiphila ngamazwi ami, ngamazwi engiwabhalayo, ngamazwi engiwashoyo. Akunandaba-ke, ngokwemibandela yobuciko noma yobuntatheli, uma ngikhuluphele noma cha, kucabanga i-Sword Eaters. Kungaba ubuwula ukutshela u-Almodóvar: Angizange ngiyithande imuvi yakho ngoba uyisidudla, kungenzeka kanjani ukuthi ukuba gay ukhuluphele kangaka? Kungaba usizi uma ngithi Lanata: yeka ihlazo ukuthi ukhuluphele, angikuboni kumabonakude noma ngikulalele emsakazweni ngoba ukhuluphele. Kungaba ubuwula ukutshela uTarantino: usevele ubukele amamuvi akho ngoba unenhliziyo encane. Kungaba kuhle ukuthi ngithi kuPadura: Angisathandi izincwadi zakho ngoba isisu sakho sesikhulile. Ngaphezu kwalokho, izinkemba zokugwinya uzitshela ukuthi: Ngikhuluphele ngoba ngine-bipolar futhi amaphilisi engiwadlayo, hhayi ambalwa, okulawula lokhu kuphazamiseka kwengqondo, angenza ngikhuluphale, afakazele ukuthi angikhuluphalisa. Kungakho, u-Swordswallower ecabanga, ukuhlasela komlingisi u-Cockblower, ukumehlisa noma ukumhlambalaza njengomuntu okhuluphele nonxiwankulu, kuyadabukisa, ngoba kwembula ukungaboni ngaso linye, ukuzithoba ezimfashinini ezingenangqondo kanye nenhliziyo ebabayo, emuncu.
Ingabe i-Swordswallower iyazisola ngokuthanda i-Cockblower? Vele akunjalo. Uyazisola ngokushicilela inoveli ethi Salsipuedes, ngokuhlambalaza umlingiswa womlingisi u-Soplamocos onedumela njengomuntu wesifazane, okumangazayo, oyisitabane ekhabetheni? Cha, akunjalo. Ingabe umkhumbula ngothando noma ngesisa i-Cockblower? Yebo kunjalo uma. Uyafuna ukuyibona? Cha, uyesaba ukukubona: ucabanga ukuthi uQhude, ngokufutheka, angase amsunduze asuke kuvulandi webhilidi lakhe, noma amklinywe, noma amgwaze. Ucabanga ukuthi i-Cockblower wenze into efanele ngokuphuma ohlelweni lukaNkk. Chupacabra? Yebo wenze kahle kakhulu ekuphumeni kwakhe, akusephuzile ukwenza njalo. Ingabe kufanele uqhubeke nokucula i-Cocksucker? Kunjalo, iSword Swallower iyacabanga. Ungathanda ukuthi u-Cockblower abhale ingoma emayelana nothando nosizi eniye nabhekana nalo nobabili? Ngingaba indoda ejabule kunabo bonke emhlabeni uma uQhude ebhala ingoma egqugquzelwe yimina, iSwordswallow icabanga, noma ngabe kuleyo ngoma angibiza ngesidudla, i-paunchy, i-potbellied, nonxiwankulu.
