Ekugqibeleni, kwiminyaka engamashumi amahlanu anesine ubudala, umdlali we-Cock-blowing uphume kwi-closet. Ezintathu emva kokuba umbhali eGwanya iSwords ephuma kwigumbi lakhe ngokupapasha inoveli yakhe ehlazisayo ethi Salsipuedes, umlingisi uPuffer uqokelele isibindi sakhe, wanika udliwanondlebe nenkqubo yabaphulaphuli abaninzi beChupacabra kwaye uye wavuma, njengomntu ovuma ulwaphulo-mthetho okanye u-Una low. ukuziphatha, owathandana nabatya iSword ekupheleni kwenkulungwane edlulileyo, xa babebancinci bobabini kwaye, nangona kunjalo, sele bedumile, xa behlala bevalelwe kwigunjana elinomkhenkce loloyiko kunye nokuthozama.
Nangona kunjalo, umdlali we-Actor Blowing Cocks uye wacacisa ukuba i-rhotic okanye uthando lwakhe kunye ne-Swordswallower enentsiba yayimfutshane kwaye ayiphumelelanga kwaye uye wakhawuleza ukuqinisekisa ukuba kwakungekho ubudlelwane obufanelekileyo kuye, oko kukuthi i-Swordswallower, eyathi i-skewered njenge-anticucho. , lowo wamthobayo, wamnyibilikisa njengekhayinisi, kwakungasenamsebenzi oko kuye.
Emva kokubona udliwano-ndlebe noNksk. Chupacabras, umbhali weSwallowers uye waziva elusizi, edakumbile. Ayihambelani nenguqulelo yeCockblower. Ucinga ukuba wamthanda kakhulu umdlali weqonga, kodwa akazange abe naso isibindi sokuyamkela, ayiphile, ayenze esidlangalaleni. Yiyo loo nto wasishiyayo eso sixeko, elo lizwe likhohlakeleyo. Yiyo loo nto wemkayo kuMqhagi. Kuba, ukuthatha imeko yakhe yesini esibini, iSwallowers kwafuneka iye elubhacweni kwaye ibhale inoveli yakhe ethi Salsipuedes.
Ubudlelwane bam noCockblower abuzange bube bufutshane okanye abuphumelelanga, kwaye bekungabalulekanga nokuba, iSword-Eater iyacinga. Kwathatha iminyaka embalwa. Wayeyindoda yam yokuqala. Ndiyayithanda. Ndandingazi ukuba mandimthande njani, sasingazi ukuba sithandane njani, kodwa ndandimthanda. Yiyo loo nto wanikezela isahluko seSalsipuedes, enesihloko esithi Umdlali weqonga, unomlinganiswa, obizwa ngokuba nguSoplamocos, ophefumlelwe nguSoplapollas. Ndamcinga, ndabhala ndicinga ngaye, kuba ndandisamthanda. Oko kuthetha ukuba ubudlelwane bam noSuplapollas abuzange bube bufutshane okanye bungaphumeleli, kodwa babubukhulu, buqatha, bukhohlakele, buthuthumbisa, kwaye kwangaxeshanye wandifundisa ulonwabo lobumnyama endingalwaziyo de kube ngoko.
I-Cocksucker ithathe isigqibo sokuphuma kwi-closet kuba ifuna ukuphinda iqalise umsebenzi wakhe njengomculi, umsebenzi awawushiyayo xa wayeselula kakhulu. I-Swordswallow icinga ukuba licebo elihle ukuba i-Cockblower ingene emculweni. Unesiphiwo, mhle, ucula kakuhle, udanisa kamnandi. I-suit izibonakalisa ngobugcisa, i-Sword Eater icinga. Kuyamfanela ukuba azibhalele ezakhe iingoma, abhale ingoma ngendoda awayeyithanda, ingoma yesini esisekuhleni. Yayimfanela ukuba abe yimvumi yesitabane, kanye njengoko yayindifanela, ekuqaleni komsebenzi wam wokubhala, ukuba ndibe ngumbhali ongazifihliyo, kodwa wabonisa, ingqiqo yakhe yobufanasini, iSwordswallower icinga. Ukuba i-Cockblower inalo naliphi na ixabiso njengomculi, ucinga ukuba, kufuneka abhale iingoma ezifakwe kwingqiqo yakhe ye-gay.
I-Sword Eaters icinga ukuba: Ingxaki ngo-Cockblower kukuba, ukuba ngumdlali weqonga, ukushiya umculo kumashumi eminyaka eyadlulayo ukuze abe ngumdlali nje, onke amazwi awathethileyo kwimiboniso bhanyabhanya yakhe, kwimidlalo yakhe yeqonga, kuthotho lwakhe lweTV nakwimidlalo yeqonga, ayilunganga. amagama awabhalileyo asuka engqondweni yakhe nasemoyeni nasentliziyweni yakhe, hayi, ngamagama awawabhalileyo abanye, ababhali besikrini, awawankqayayo, wawacengceleza, wawatsho ngentloko, wawacengceleza. injongo ye-hitrionic, ukukhala okanye ukulila okanye ukurhoxa kuye, engomnye, engomnye, ingenguye yena. Oko kuthetha ukuba uSoplapollas uye waphumelela njengomdlali, kodwa, yintoni i-paradox, akazange abonakalise ngobugcisa. Ngokuchasene noko, ukwenzela ukuthintela abaphulaphuli bakhe abakhulu, ababengama-gay, uye wazicinezela ngobugcisa, wafihla uvakalelo lwakhe, wafihla indawo yakhe ephilayo, ebuhlungu kakhulu, eyonakele kakhulu, loo ndawo apho, njengayo okanye hayi, ubugcisa buyeza..
Ekugqibeleni, ke, u-Swordswallower waphuma kwi-closet kwiminyaka engamashumi amathathu edlulileyo kuba wayefuna ukuzibonakalisa ngobugcisa njengombhali, eveza eyona ndawo iphilayo, eyona ntlungu, eyona ndawo yenzakeleyo: ukuba, nangona wayebathanda abafazi, ngamanye amaxesha wayebathanda ngakumbi. , ngakumbi. , amadoda. Ngoku i-Cocksucker iphume kwi-closet ngesizathu esifanayo, okanye ngenjongo efanayo: kuba ifuna ukuvuselela umsebenzi wakhe womculo kwaye, xa ecula, xa ebhala iingoma, kufuneka azive ekhululekile, azibonakalise ngobugcisa, ekugqibeleni athethe amagama. ephila ngakumbi, ebuhlungu ngakumbi, enzakele ngakumbi. I-Swordswallows kunye ne-Cock-blowers baye baqonda, ngokukrakra, ngokuhambelanayo, ukuba ubugcisa buvela kwi-obsessions kunye ne-traumas, kwiintsilelo zeemvakalelo kunye noloyiso lothando, kwizinto ezinokuthi zingcole kakuhle kwaye zijijekile kwaye zingcolile kakubi, ziphosa kakubi. Umculi ozicinezelayo akayi kuba ngumculi we-cabal. Umzobi oyedwa ubonisa indawo yakhe eyonwabileyo ngokukrakra, akayi kuba ligcisa elikhulu. Umzobi oyoyikayo inyaniso akayi kuba ngumculi ofanelekileyo.
Kwinkqubo kaSeñora Chupacabras, umlingisi uSoplapollas uthe waziva engcatshiwe ngumbhali weSwallowers xa wayenikezela isahluko esifutshane senoveli yakhe ethi Salsipuedes kumdlali onokuthi afane naye, iBlowcock elungileyo, intliziyo ebuhlungu kuthotho lweTV, ikhubalo labafazi abancinci abaneempondo, into enqwenelwa ngabantu ababhinqileyo abangenalwazi nabangenalwazi. Ngelizwi elirhabaxa, okanye elixhoba, u-Cockblower wenza idemoni uMdyoli wekrele: wandingcatsha, wandikhohlisa, wandibhenca, wandidlwengula, wandibetha. Umdlali we-Cock-blower ke uyangena, mhlawumbi engakhange aqonde, ngokuphikisana okumnandi: utyhola i-Sword-Eater ngokubetha ubumfihlo bakhe kwinkqubo yethelevishini, leyo kaNksk. Chupacabras, ehlasela ubudlelwane obusondeleyo. Ukumbona kumabonwakude, i-Swordswallow icinga ukuba: Ndabhala malunga nomdlali we-actor ofana nawe, i-Cockblower, ngenxa yokuba oko sasihlala kunye, okwakungekho ngaphantsi, kwakubonakala ngathi yi-fuel eqhumayo yokukhanyisa umlilo ongcwele wobugcisa, woncwadi. Yayingelohlaselo kuni: yayilunikelo kuni. Kodwa ekubeni wawusegunyeni kwaye wawungakwazi ukuzamkela njenge-gay, ngoko wabandezeleka. Noko ke, ukubandezeleka akubanga ndim, koko wabeka phezu kwakho ngokuyoyika inyaniso. Abazali bam, u-Swordswallower ucinga, nabo babandezeleka ngenoveli yam ethi Salsipuedes: kodwa babandezeleka ngenxa yokuba ngamadoda athandana namanye amadoda, kuba babeneentloni ngokuba nomntwana onesini esinye, ngoko ke ukubandezeleka kwavela kucalucalulo, isiphene, kwavela kwindawo engafanelekanga ngokwengqondo nangokuziphatha. . Ekugqibeleni, i-sword swallower icinga, ukuba i-Cockblower ibhale ingoma ephefumlelwe ndim, andizange ndizive ndingcatshiwe okanye ndivezwe okanye ndinobundlobongela: ngokuchaseneyo, ndaziva ndihloniphekile, ndithotyiwe, ndihloniphekile. Ngenxa yokuba abaculi babhala kuphela (kunye nepeyinti, kwaye bacule, kwaye babonise kwiifilimu) malunga nabo bantu banama tattoos ezintliziyweni zabo. Asikhumbuli abantu abangabalulekanga, sibaguqulela kubugcisa, sibalibala ngokulula. Ngenxa yesi sizathu, i-Swordswallow icinga ukuba uthando lwakhe lwe-Cockblower lwalufanelekile kwaye ngendlela ethile lusaphila, alukafi, lubetha ngokukhawuleza kumaphepha athile eenoveli zakhe.
Ngelizwi elinyanyekayo okanye elicekisayo, ephuma egunyeni ngokungathi lixhoba, lidemoni likaNtshetsheli ngathi linyongo okanye lixhwalekile, Umqhagi uphoxile uGqr. , unabantwana , utshate nenkazana, yintoni eyothusayo. Embona, ebona injongo ekhohlakeleyo nefihlakeleyo yaloo mazwi, uBladeswallower waba nosizi kwakhona. Ufumana ingcamango yokuba ukuze aphume, i-Cockblower kufuneka ithethe kakubi ngaye. Mhlawumbi umdlali akayiboni, kodwa lonke ixesha udlala indima yexhoba. Uthi, umzekelo: Ndandikulungele ukwenza ubudlelwane bethu ngokusemthethweni, kodwa i-Swordswallower yahamba, yanyamalala. Ikwathi: Abaginyi basisithunzi, isiporho. Aphinde athi: zange wandithanda nyani zange wandihlonipha. Ekugqibeleni uthi: I-Swallowers yasibekela umsebenzi wam njengomdlali weqonga. Kucacile ukuba i-Cockblower, ukuze ekugqibeleni iphume kwigumbi, kwiminyaka engamashumi amathathu emva kokuba inoveli yeSalsipuedes iphumile, kufuneka itshice i-vitriol kunye ne-crimony ngokuchasene nentshaba yakhe, i-Sword Eater. Akubonakali ngathi yindlela eyonwabileyo yokuphuma kwigunjana. Ngendlela ethuthunjiswayo yokuvuma ukuba uli-gay. Phantse ngenxa yokuba warhoxa ekungcoliseni igunjana ngenxa yoMdli wekrele elibi, enetyala lazo zonke iimbandezelo zeCockblower ehlwempuzekileyo.
I-Sword Swallowers iyazibuza: ingaba ndingubhonjana, njengoko watshoyo uMqhagi? Yintoni ukuba yi-bourgeois? Ukuba ukuba ngoongxowankulu kuthetha ukuba nemali nokuphila ubomi obuthambileyo nobukhululekileyo, ngoko ewe, ndingoongxowankulu, u-Swordswallower uyavuma: Ndinemali eninzi, ngaphezu kokuba ndandiphupha ukuba nayo. Kodwa, ukuba wayengoongxowankulu, ngaba wayenokuzipapasha iinoveli ezilishumi elinesihlanu awayezipapashile? Ngenxa yokuba nganye kwezo noveli igqithise imbeko yam, isidima sam, inombolo yam yongxowankulu. Oko kukuthi, ukuba bendingoonxila njengabo bandityholayo, ngendingenguye mbhali, ngendingaqhubeki nokubhala, ngendingazange ndipapashe amagqabantshintshi kunye neenoveli zokubhukuqa endizibhengeze, ndibeka ubomi bam emngciphekweni. , ucinga ukuba uMdli-Sword. Ngenxa yokuba i-bourgeois elungileyo ithatha indawo yakhe kwaye, ngokuchaseneyo, umbhali olungileyo ugxotha, uyakhathaza, ulungelelanisa i-bourgeois.
I-Swordswallower ngokukhawuleza iyazibuza: ingaba ndinesisu esikhulu, ngaba ndine-paunchy? Impendulo enyanisekileyo ithi: ewe, ndityebile ngokuqinisekileyo. Ndiyimitha enye anamashumi asibhozo anesithandathu. Ndinobunzima obulikhulu leekhilogram. Andityebanga: ndityebile! Kodwa ingengomzekelo, ingengomdlali weqonga, andiphili emzimbeni wam, ukusuka kwi-silhouette yam. Ukuba ngumbhali, intatheli kamabonakude, ndiphila ngamazwi am, kumagama endiwabhalayo, kumazwi endiwathethayo. Ayinamsebenzi ke ngoko, ngokwemiba yobugcisa okanye yobuntatheli, ukuba ndityebile okanye andityebanga, icinga ukuba i-Sword Eaters. Kuya kuba bubudenge ukuxelela uAlmodóvar: Andiyithandanga imuvi yakho kuba utyebile, inokwenzeka njani into yokuba ukuba gay utyebe kangaka? Kungaba buhlungu xa ndisithi kuLanata: yhini ukutyeba kwakho, andikuboni eTV okanye ndikumamele kunomathotholo ngoba utyebile. Kuya kuba bubudenge ukuxelela uTarantino: sele ebukele iimuvi zakho ngenxa yokuba une-paunchy. Bekuya kuba buhlungu ukuthi kuPadura: Andisazithandi iincwadi zakho kuba isisu sakho sikhulile. Ukongeza, ukuginya amakrele uthi kuye: Ndityebe ngenxa yokuba i-bipolar kunye neepilisi endizithathayo, kungekhona ezimbalwa, zokulawula ukuphazamiseka kwengqondo, zindenze ndityebe, zibonakalise ukutyeba. Yiyo loo nto, i-Swordswallower icinga ukuba, ukuhlaselwa ngumdlali we-Cockblower, ukuthoba okanye ukumjongela phantsi njengamafutha kunye ne-bourgeois, kubuhlungu, ekubeni kutyhilwe ukungaboni kakuhle, ukuzithoba kwiifashoni ezinqabileyo kunye nentliziyo ebuhlungu, emuncu.
Ngaba i-Swordswallower iyazisola ngokuthanda i-Cockblower? Akunjalongo noko. Ngaba uyazisola ngokupapasha inoveli ethi Salsipuedes, ngokunyelisa umlingiswa womdlali we-Soplamocos nodumo lokuba ngumntu othanda abafazi, owathi, oh, wothukile, uli-gay kwigunjana? Hayi, akunjalo. Usamkhumbula ngothando okanye ngobubele i-Cockblower? Ewe kunjalo ukuba. Uyafuna ukuyibona? Hayi, uyoyika ukuyijonga: ucinga ukuba i-Cockblower, ngokuvutha ngumsindo, inokumtyhalela ngaphandle kwebalcony yesakhiwo sakhe, okanye imkrwitshe, okanye imhlabe. Ngaba ucinga ukuba i-Cockblower yenze into elungileyo ngokuphuma kumboniso kaNksk. Chupacabra? Ewe, wenze kakuhle kakhulu ekuphumeni kwikhabhathi, akukaze kube kudala kakhulu ukwenza njalo. Ngaba kufuneka uqhubeke ucula i-Cocksucker? Ewe, iSword Swallower iyacinga. Ngaba ungathanda uCockblower ukuba abhale ingoma emalunga nothando kunye nentliziyo ebuhlungu eniye nayifumana nobabini? Ndingaba ngoyena mntu wonwabileyo emhlabeni ukuba uCockblower ubhale ingoma ephefumlelwe ndim, iSwordswallow icinga, nokuba kuloo ngoma undibiza ngokuba ndityebile, ndine-paunchy, i-potbellied, kunye ne-bourgeois.
