"Pablito, i ka ewalu o ko'u mau makahiki, e noho male au"

Susi Karamela

Susi Karamela

Hoʻohālikelike ka mea hoʻokani a me ka mea hōʻike i kona mau lā me kahi ʻīlio

Ua hānau ʻia ʻo Susi Caramelo ma Hospitalet de Llobregat, Barcelona. ʻO Comedian, mea hoʻolaha a me ka mea hōʻike, i ka makahiki 2019 ua komo ʻo ia i ka papahana 'Las que missing'. ʻO ka hoʻomaka wale nō ia mai kona wā lōʻihi ma ke ʻano he mea hōʻike.

Nou anei keia ilio?

ʻO ia ka mea i ʻōlelo ʻia ma kāu kāleka olakino, ʻae. ʻOiai ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ua mālama pū wau me koʻu hoalauna ʻo Nico, ʻo ia hoʻi koʻu hoaaloha maikaʻi loa. ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ua hānai pū mākou iā lākou.

ʻO ka lā mua ma ke kino?

ʻAʻole. Ua ʻike au iā ia ma ke kiʻi a ua aloha au i ka ʻike mua. He ʻino loa ke kanaka ʻilihune a he ʻakaʻaka loa iaʻu. Hoʻokahi pule ma hope mai ua hōʻea ʻo ia mai Extremadura me ke keiki nāna i hāʻawi mai iaʻu, no ka mea, no Extremadura kaʻu ʻīlio a ʻo Pablito kona inoa. Mai ia manawa he ʻewalu makahiki a ke ʻōlelo mau nei au ʻo ia ka hoʻoholo maikaʻi loa o koʻu ola.

ʻO wai ke keiki i luhi i ko Pablito hopohopo?

Manaʻo wau ʻo nā mea maʻamau no kēlā me kēia ʻīlio: honi ʻana i nā hoki ʻīlio ʻē aʻe i loko o ka paka, hoʻohenehene mai iaʻu inā lōʻihi wau i kekahi lā e lawe iā ia i lalo i ka paka, a maikaʻi hoʻi, hoihoi ʻo ia i ke akeakamai. Laki iaʻu ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke kamaʻilio, no laila ʻaʻole au e huhū. He aloha makuahine paha ia, akā ʻike wau i ka nui o ke ʻano i loko.

Loaʻa iā ʻoe nā leʻaleʻa, makemake ʻoe i ka huakaʻi? He homely anei?

Inā ma waho, ʻaʻole au e komo i ka hale. ʻEhia mau hola e hele ai i waho, makemake mau ʻo ia i nā mea hou aku. A ʻaʻole au e haʻi aku iā ʻoe e pili ana i ka huakaʻi. Ua like ʻo ia me kahi 'hoʻoikaika', makemake mau ʻo ia e hele i nā wahi me ka manuahi. ʻAʻole pili ia inā ʻoe e hoʻokomo iā ia i loko o ke kaʻa, i ka manu a i ka mokulele paha... wehe ʻo ia i kāna halihali a holo i loko, o poina iā ʻoe. Makemake au e loaʻa iā ia kahi aloha, akā ʻo ka hapa nui o kona mau hola e hoʻomoe ana i ka hana ʻole. Makemake au iā ʻoe e kiʻi i puke a hoʻomaka e heluhelu. E ʻakaʻaka wale nō, inā i kekahi lā ʻike wau iā ia e ʻohi ana i kahi puke a hoʻomaka i ka heluhelu ʻana, e makaʻu loa wau i ka make, ʻo ia wale nō ka ʻōlelo ʻana ua pau koʻu manaʻo.

Ua loaʻa iā ʻoe kekahi mau mea aloha, e Pablito?

ʻAe, ʻaʻole au i ʻike, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i lawe mai i kekahi hoaaloha i ka home noʻu a ua kokoke ʻo ia i ʻewalu mau makahiki, ʻo ia hoʻi, i ka makahiki ʻīlio, e like paha ia me 56. Manaʻo wau inā ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hana pēlā. no ka mea, e noho kaʻawale ana ʻo ia… Pōmaikaʻi, ʻaʻole ia e hāʻawi mai iaʻu i hoʻokahi pilikia, ʻo ka hauʻoli wale nō. ʻO kaʻu mea makemake loa ma ka honua nei e moe pū me ia, ʻo ia ka mea nāna e hoʻouna i ka maluhia a me ka maluhia iaʻu.

He mau manawa ʻino kēia, ʻakaʻaka anei ke akua o ka waiwai iā ʻoe?

ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hoʻopiʻi iki, he ʻoiaʻiʻo ua loaʻa iā Venoms kekahi mau makahiki ʻino loa akā i koʻu hihia ua laki loa wau. Ua kaulana au ma mua o ka hoʻomaka ʻana o ka maʻi maʻi a mai ia manawa ʻaʻole au i hoʻōki i ka hoʻohui ʻana i kekahi papahana ma hope o kekahi. Eia kekahi, a ʻo ka mea nui loa iaʻu, ʻaʻole i loaʻa i ka coronavirus ka hopena ikaika i kekahi o nā poʻe a puni iaʻu. ʻO ia ka mea nui.

Pehea kou manaʻo i kēia ʻano ʻoihana hou?

ʻoluʻolu loa au ma ke kīwī. He ʻanakē maoli wau ʻaʻole makaʻu i mua o nā kāmela, akā hauʻoli nui wau.

Ke hana maikaʻi nei ʻoe i ka kaulana?

Mālama maikaʻi wau, hana nā poʻe e hoʻokokoke mai iaʻu me ka ʻoliʻoli nui a me ka ʻakaʻaka no ka mea he ʻakaʻaka loa koʻu ʻano. Aia kekahi mau lā, ʻaʻole wau e wahaheʻe iā ʻoe, i ʻole paha wau makemake e kiʻi i ke kiʻi no ka mea ua haʻahaʻa iki koʻu ʻuhane, akā hoʻāʻo mau wau e hoʻoikaika.

Aia kekahi poʻe e hoʻomaka nei e haʻalele i nā ʻoihana pūnaewele. Ua ʻoluʻolu paha ʻoe a i ʻole he hana ʻē aʻe paha?

I koʻu manaʻo, maikaʻi nā pūnaewele inā ʻike ʻoe i ka hoʻokele ʻana iā lākou, ʻo ka mea hiki ʻole ke hoʻolilo i nā hola he nui ma kāu kelepona paʻalima.

He papahana no kēia kauwela?

Ua hoʻohana wau i ke kauwela mai ka pau ʻana o ka 'Rojo Caramel'o, kaʻu papahana hope loa me Movistar, a i koʻu hoʻomaha ʻana ua loaʻa iaʻu nā makana. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike koke iaʻu e hana ana i nā mea aʻu i makemake nui ai.

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