A ƙarshe, yana da shekaru hamsin da huɗu, ɗan wasan zakara ya fito daga cikin kabad. Uku bayan da marubucin Swallowing Swords ya fito daga cikin kabad ta hanyar buga littafinsa mai ban tsoro Salsipuedes, ɗan wasan kwaikwayo Puffer ya tattara ƙarfin hali, ya yi hira da manyan masu sauraro na Chupacabra mace kuma ya furta, kamar wanda ya furta laifi ko Una low. halin kirki, wanda ya ƙaunaci masu cin Takobi a ƙarshen karni na ƙarshe, lokacin da suke duka matasa kuma, duk da haka, sun riga sun shahara, lokacin da suke zaune a cikin ɗakin daskarewa na tsoro da kunya.
Sai dai jarumin mai suna Blowing Cocks ya fayyace cewa soyayyar da yake yi da takubba mai fuka-fuki ta kasance gajere ne kuma bai yi nasara ba kuma ya yi gaggawar tabbatar da cewa ba wata alaka ce da ta dace da shi ba, wato Swordswallower, wanda ya yi masa allura a matsayin anticucho. , wanda ya mallake shi kuma ya yi tagumi kamar tsumma, ba ruwansa da shi.
Bayan da ya ga hirar da Mrs. Chupacabras, marubucin Swallowers ya ji bakin ciki, bacin rai. Bai dace da sigar Cockblower ba. Yana ganin ya yi matukar son jarumin, amma bai samu karfin gwiwar karba ba, ya rayu, ya bayyana shi a fili. Shi ya sa ya bar garin, waccan qasar. Shi ya sa ya yi nisa daga Cocksucker. Domin, don ɗaukan yanayin yanayinsa na bisexual, Swallowers dole ne ya tafi gudun hijira ya rubuta littafinsa mai suna Salsipuedes.
Dangantaka na da Cockblower ba ta daɗe ba ko kuma ba ta yi nasara ba, kuma ba ta da mahimmanci ko ɗaya, Sword-Eater yana tunani. Ya ɗauki shekaru biyu. Shine mutumina na farko. Ina son shi. Ban san yadda zan so shi ba, ba mu san yadda ake son juna ba, amma ina son shi. Kuma shi ya sa ya keɓe wani babi na Salsipuedes, mai suna The actor, yana da wani hali, mai suna Soplamocos, wahayi daga Soplapollas. Na yi tunaninsa, na rubuta tunaninsa, don har yanzu ina son shi. Wato dangantakara da Suplapolas ba gajeru ba ce ko rashin nasara, amma mai girma, mai tsanani, mai tsanani, azabtarwa, kuma a lokaci guda ya ilmantar da ni a cikin wasu duhun jin daɗi waɗanda ban sani ba har sai lokacin.
Cocksucker ya yanke shawarar fitowa daga cikin kabad saboda yana so ya sake fara sana'ar mawaƙa, sana'ar da ya yi watsi da ita lokacin yana ƙarami. Swordswallow yana tunanin babban ra'ayi ne don Cockblower ya shiga cikin kiɗa. Yana da hazaka, yana da kyau, yana waka da kyau, yana rawa da kyau. Kwat din ya bayyana kansa da fasaha, mai cin Sword yana tunani. Ya dace da ita ta rubuta waƙoƙin kanta, ta rubuta waƙa game da mutumin da take ƙauna, waƙar gayu a fili. Ya dace da shi ya kuskura ya zama mawaki gay, kamar yadda ya dace da ni, a farkon aikina na rubutu, in zama marubucin da bai boye ba, amma ya nuna hankalinsa gay, in ji Swordswallower. Idan Cockblower yana da wata ƙima a matsayin mai fasaha, yana tunanin, ya kamata ya rubuta waƙoƙin da aka haɗa tare da hankalin gay.
Sword Eaters yana tunani: matsalar Cockblower ita ce, kasancewarsa ɗan wasan kwaikwayo, ya bar kiɗa shekaru da yawa da suka gabata ya zama ɗan wasa kawai, duk kalmomin da ya faɗi a cikin fina-finansa, wasan kwaikwayonsa, shirye-shiryensa na TV da wasan kwaikwayo na sabulu, ba su ne daidai, kalmomin da ya rubuta, wadanda suka fito daga hayyacinsa da ruhinsa da zuciyarsa, a’a, su ne kalmomin da wasu, marubutan allo suka rubuta kuma shi Cocksucker, ya haddace, ya karanta, ya furta. tare da niyya ta tarihi, kururuwa ko kuka ko janyewa cikin kansa, zama wani, kasancewar wasu, ba kansa ba. Wato a ce Soplapolas ya yi nasara a matsayin dan wasan kwaikwayo, amma, abin da ke da ban sha'awa, bai bayyana kansa da fasaha ba. Sabanin haka, don hana manyan masu sauraronsa, wanda ya kasance gay, ya danne kansa a fasaha, ya ɓoye hankalinsa, ya ɓoye mafi rai, mafi zafi, mafi raunin rauni, wannan yanki, kamar shi ko. ba, art zo..
A ƙarshe, sa'an nan, Swordswallower ya fito daga cikin kabad shekaru talatin da suka wuce saboda yana bukatar ya bayyana kansa cikin fasaha a matsayin marubuci, yana bayyana wurin da ya fi raye, mafi zafi, mafi rauni: cewa, ko da yake yana son mata, wani lokacin ya fi son su. , fiye da haka., maza. Yanzu Cocksucker ya fito daga cikin kabad don wannan dalili, ko kuma don wannan niyya: saboda yana so ya sake fara aikin kiɗan sa kuma, lokacin da yake rera waƙa, lokacin rubuta waƙoƙi, yana buƙatar jin daɗi, bayyana kansa cikin fasaha, a ƙarshe ya faɗi kalmomin. wanda ya fito daga yankinsa. Swordswallows da Cockblowers sun fahimci sa'an nan, a cikin daji, daidai, cewa fasaha ta fito ne daga sha'awa da raɗaɗi, daga rashin jin daɗi da kayar da ƙauna, daga abin da zai iya zama datti da kyau da karkatarwa da ƙazanta mummuna, fucking mummuna. Mai zane wanda ya danne kansa ba zai zama mai zane na cabal ba. Mawaƙin solo yana nuna yankinsa na farin ciki sosai, ba zai zama babban mai fasaha ba. Mai zanen da ke jin tsoron gaskiya ba zai zama mai fasaha mai daraja ba.
A cikin shirin Señora Chupacabras, ɗan wasan kwaikwayo Soplapolas ya ce marubucin Swallowers ya ci amanar sa lokacin da ya keɓe wani ɗan gajeren babi na littafinsa Salsipuedes ga ɗan wasan kwaikwayo wanda zai iya ko ba zai iya kama shi ba, Blowcock mai kyau, mai bugun zuciya na jerin talabijin. wani tayi ga matasa masu ƙaƙƙarfan mata, abin sha'awar mata masu sha'awar sha'awar sha'awa da rashin sani. A cikin sautin ruɗani, ko wanda aka zalunta, Cockblower yana aljani mai cin Takobi: ya ci amanata, ya yi min magudi, ya fallasa ni, ya yi mani fyade, ya yi mini hari. Mai wasan kwaikwayo Cock-blower sannan ya jawo, watakila ba tare da saninsa ba, a cikin sabani mai dadi: ya zargi Sword-Eater da kai hari ga sirrinsa a cikin shirin talabijin, na Mrs. Chupacabras, wanda ke cin zarafin dangantaka. Ganin shi a talabijin, Swordswallow yana tunani: Na rubuta game da wani ɗan wasan kwaikwayo wanda ya yi kama da ku, Cockblower, saboda abin da muke rayuwa tare, wanda ba shi da ƙasa, ya zama kamar mai fashewa don kunna wutar fasaha mai tsarki, na adabi. Ba hari ne a kanku ba: ya zama abin girmamawa a gare ku. Amma da yake kana cikin kabad kuma ba ka iya ɗaukar kanka a matsayin ɗan luwaɗi, to ka sha wahala. Amma ba ni ne ya jawo wahalhalu ba: ka ɗora wa kanka saboda tsoron gaskiya. Iyayena, Swordswallower yana tunanin, suma sun sha wahala tare da littafina Salsipuedes: amma sun sha wahala don kasancewa masu son luwaɗi, saboda suna jin kunyar samun ɗan bisexual, don haka wahalar ta zo ne daga son zuciya, lahani, ya samo asali ne daga matsayi mara kyau na hankali da ɗabi'a. . A ƙarshe, Swallower na takobi yana tunanin, idan Cockblower ya rubuta waƙa ta wahayi zuwa gare ni, ban ji cin amana ko fallasa ko tashin hankali ba: akasin haka, na ji girma, ba da ladabi, daraja. Domin masu zane-zane kawai suna rubuta (da fenti, da rera waƙa, da kuma nunawa a cikin fina-finai) game da mutanen da ke da jarfa a cikin zukatansu. Ba ma tunawa da mutanen da ba su da mahimmanci, muna canza su zuwa fasaha, muna manta su kawai. Saboda wannan dalili, Swordswallow yana tunanin cewa ƙaunarsa ga Cockblower ta dace kuma ta wata hanya har yanzu tana rayuwa, bai mutu ba tukuna, da kyar ya buga wasu shafuka na litattafansa.
Cikin sautin rashin kunya ko rashin kunya, yana fitowa daga cikin ma'ajiyar kamar wanda aka kashe, yana aljani mai Takobi kamar shi satyr ne ko maras kyau, Cockblower ya yi izgili da Swordswallower: shi ɗan bogi ne, ɗan boko ne, yana da babban ciki. , yana da 'ya'ya, ya auri mace, wane irin tsoro ne. Ganinsa, yana jin mugun nufi na waɗannan kalmomin, Bladeswallower ya sake jin tausayi. Ya sami ra'ayi cewa domin ya fito, Cockblower yana buƙatar yin magana mara kyau game da shi. Wataƙila actor ba ya lura da shi, amma duk lokacin da ya taka rawar da aka azabtar. Ya ce, alal misali: Na shirya don sanya dangantakarmu ta zama hukuma, amma Swordswallower ya tashi, ya ɓace. Har ila yau yana cewa: Masu hadiye inuwa ne, fatalwa. Ya kuma ce: bai taba sona da gaske ba, bai taba girmama ni ba. Daga karshe ya ce: Masu hadiyewa sun mamaye sana’ata ta dan wasan kwaikwayo. A bayyane yake cewa Cockblower, domin a ƙarshe ya fito daga cikin kabad, shekaru talatin bayan littafin Salsipuedes ya fito, yana buƙatar tofa vitriol da acrimony a kan maƙiyinsa, Sword Eater. Ba ze zama hanyar farin ciki ba daga cikin kabad. Don hanyar azabtarwa ta yarda cewa kai ɗan luwaɗi ne. Kusan saboda ya yi murabus da kansa ya yi lalata da kabad saboda mugun mai cin Takobi, da laifin duk wahalhalun da talakan Cockblower ke ciki.
Swallowers Sword Swallowers suna mamaki: ni bourgeois ne, kamar yadda Cockblower ya ce? Menene ya zama bourgeois? Idan zama bourgeois yana nufin samun kuɗi da rayuwa mai laushi da annashuwa, to a, ni bourgeois ne, Swordswallower ya yarda: Ina da kuɗi da yawa, fiye da yadda nake mafarkin samun. Amma, da ace shi ɗan bogi ne, shin zai buga litattafai goma sha biyar da ya buga? Domin kowanne daga cikin waɗancan litattafan ya zaburar da ni, sunana, da kyakkyawar lamba ta bourgeois. Wato da na kasance ’yan bogi kamar yadda suke zargina, da ba zan zama marubuci ba, ba zan ci gaba da rubuce-rubuce ba, da ban buga litattafan bogi da na bogi da na watsa, suna jefa rayuwata cikin hadari. , tunanin Takobi-Ciwon. Domin mai kyau bourgeois yana karbar kansa kuma, akasin haka, marubucin kirki ya tarwatsa, damuwa, sake tsara bourgeois.
Swordswallower nan da nan ya yi mamaki: shin ina da babban ciki, ni ba ni da damuwa? Amsar gaskiya ita ce: eh, tabbas na yi kiba. Ni mita daya ne tamanin da shida. Na auna kilo dari. Ba ni da kiba: Na yi kiba! Amma ban zama abin koyi ba, ba dan wasan kwaikwayo ba, ba na rayuwa daga jikina, daga silhouette na. Kasancewa marubuci, ɗan jaridar talabijin, mai rai daga kalmomi na, daga kalmomin da na rubuta, daga kalmomin da nake faɗa. Ba komai a lokacin, a fagen fasaha ko aikin jarida, idan na yi kiba ko ban yi ba, a tunanin masu cin Takobi. Zai zama wauta in gaya wa Almodóvar: Ban ji daɗin fim ɗin ku ba saboda kuna da ƙwazo, ta yaya zai yiwu kasancewar ku ɗan luwaɗi kuna da son zuciya? Zai zama abin bakin ciki a ce wa Lanata: Abin kunya kinyi kiba, bana ganinki a talabijin ko sauraronki a rediyo saboda kiba. Zai zama wauta a gaya wa Tarantino: ya riga ya kalli fina-finan ku saboda ba ku da hankali. Zai zama ma'ana a ce wa Padura: Ba na son littattafanku kuma saboda cikinki ya girma. Bugu da kari, hadiye takubba ya ce wa kansa: Ina da kiba saboda ni bipolar ne da kuma kwayoyin da nake sha, ba wasu ba, don daidaita yanayin tunanin mutum, sanya ni kiba, suna tabbatar da mai. Shi ya sa, Swordswallower yana tunanin, harin da ɗan wasan Cockblower ya kai, ko rage shi a matsayin mai kitse da bourgeois, abin baƙin ciki ne, tun da ya bayyana gajeriyar hangen nesa, biyayya ga salon saɓo, da zuciya mai ɗaci.
Shin Swordswallower yayi nadamar son Cockblower? Tabbas ba haka bane. Shin kuna nadama da buga labari mai suna Salsipuedes, na bata sunan dan wasan kwaikwayo Soplamocos da suna a matsayin mai son mace wanda, abin mamaki, dan luwadi ne a cikin kabad? A'a, tabbas a'a. Kuna tunawa da ƙauna ko mai tausayi Cockblower? Eh idan. Kuna so ku gani? A'a, yana jin tsoro ya kalle shi: yana tunanin Cockblower, cikin fushi, zai iya tura shi daga barandar gininsa, ko ya shake shi, ko kuma ya caka masa wuka. Kuna tsammanin Cockblower ya yi abin da ya dace wajen fitowa a wasan kwaikwayon Mrs. Chupacabra? Eh yayi kyau sosai wajen fitowa daga cikin ma'ajiya, bai makara ba. Ya kamata ku ci gaba da rera Cocksucker? Tabbas Sword Swallower yayi tunani. Kuna so Cockblower ya rubuta waƙa game da soyayya da ɓacin rai da ku biyu kuka fuskanta? Zan zama mutumin da ya fi kowa farin ciki a duniya idan Cockblower ya rubuta wata waƙa ta wahayi, Swordswallow yana tunani, ko da a cikin waƙar ya kira ni mai kitse, paunchy, potbellied, da bourgeois.
