"Abin da ya faru tsakanin Góngora da Quevedo shine karo na farko a tarihi"

Ignacio Romero Montero (Socuéllamos, 1997) ya yi karatun Adabi a Granada kuma baya rayuwa a matsayin malami: wannan labari ne. Ignacio Romero Montero, mai karatu mai ban sha'awa, mai sha'awar Dostoyevsky, Kafka, Balzac da Baudelaire, da sauransu, shi ma Mnak, ɗaya daga cikin mafi kyawun 'yan wasa' a Spain (shine zakaran yanki na Yaƙin Red Bull na Madrid), wanda ke ya shafe shekaru Rayuwa ba tare da ingantawa, rhyme, shakku, zagi, harshe. “Ba mu ƙirƙira komai ba, duk wannan ya fito ne daga trova. Mu ma'aikata ne na kalmar, yana bayyana ƙamus zuwa iyakar ", ya sake shi, tare da tabarau a kansa da kuma muryar da ta cika liyafar otal din da yake sauka. Adabi ɗaya ne daga cikin sha'awarsa, ko da yake don horar da kansa (ba don maimaitawa ba, kalmar fi'ili da aka haramta a cikin wannan fasaha) ya fi son ci gaba da kasancewa tare da abubuwan da ke faruwa a yau. Karatun jaridu, jiƙan zance na jama'a, ƙwallon ƙafa, da filler waɗanda aka haifa a can. "Lokacin da na je Latin Amurka, kuma dole ne ku je can don yin nasara, dole ne in ji daɗin maganganun magana daga can. Domin idan ba za ku iya yin kuskure ba kuma abin da kuke tsammanin fashewa ya ƙare ya zama abin dariya." Misali, matsalar fucking a Argentina. Ko ma mafi muni: daban-daban dubbing na fina-finai a bangarorin biyu na kandami. Rata tsakanin 'Full Throttle' da 'Fast and Furious'. Ko kuma a cikin hanyoyin furta Hermione, daga 'Harry Potter'. "A can dole ne ku yi hankali sosai," in ji shi. Kusa da shi, sarauniya Maryam ta gyada kai. "A cikin fadace-fadacen, ana samar da wani sabon harshe na duniya, wanda kowa ya tabbatar, a Amurka da Spain," in ji shi. Shahararriyar 'yar gida ce' a Spain. Sadaukar da kai don gabatar da zakka, don watsa su. Yana tayar da hankali. "Wadanda suka fafata su ne masu fasaha, mutanen da suka riga sun yi ilimi sosai, masu al'adu da yawa." Akwai waɗanda suka shahara don cikakkiyar ma'auni. Waka ko dabbanci. Ya 'yanci! Ma'aunin Labarai mai alaƙa Babu Cádiz, gada ga makomar harshe: "ƙarni na XNUMX dole ne ya zama karni na Mutanen Espanya" Bruno Pardo Porto Sarki da Sarauniya sun kaddamar da IX Congress na Harshen Sipaniya, wani taron wanda babban jigon sa shi ne ɓarna kuma tsakanin al'adu Na uku wanda ke zaune a kan sofa shine Dj Verse, mai shirya kiɗan da aka sani da aza harsashin kade-kade na waɗannan shirye-shiryen, don bayyana basirar masu haɓakawa. An gayyace su duka zuwa Babban Taron Kasa da Kasa na Yaren Sifen a Cádiz, gayyata da ta faɗi abubuwa da yawa. Mafi mahimmanci, cewa an ƙarfafa fasaharsa, cewa ya watsar da iyaka don daidaitawa a wasu wurare, amma na dindindin. “Mu ne tsararru na farko. Muna yin rayuwa mai kyau daga wannan…. Muna samun yare don isa wuraren da ba littattafai ba. Wannan game da ƙara sabbin kalmomi zuwa harshe ne, faɗaɗa ƙamus”, a jadada. "A gare ni, Quevedo shine mawaƙin da ya fi gwagwarmaya a cikin adabin Mutanen Espanya. Ta haka yana da zagi shine...", shakkar Mnak, yana jan shirun tare da wannan. Sarauniya Maryamu ta mayar da sandar. "Abin da ya yi da Góngora shi ne yakin zakara na farko a tarihi." Kuma dariya. "Har ila yau, majalisa yaƙin zakara ne, amma ba tare da waƙa ba", in ji Dj Aya. Kuma a sa'an nan Mnak ya nakalto Rajoy: "Wani lokaci ba. Ka tuna: "Idan kuna son hatsi, Aitor, zan ba ku lamuni na tarakta". Kuma ya koma dariyar. Wadannan abubuwa suna ba da maki a cikin yaƙe-yaƙe. Mawakin ya kara da cewa "Mutane suna son komai ya kasance mai yiwuwa, 'freestyle' a cikin wannan yana kama da 'hiphop': jaridar titi". Mnak yana son RAE ta karɓi 'freestyle' a cikin ƙamus, saboda ba daidai yake da freestyle ba. Tabbas, an rubuta kamar haka: 'fristail', kamar yadda masanin ilimin Salvador Gutiérrez Ordóñez zai so. Ko da yake ya bayyana kansa 'protildista'. .. “Spanish tana da wadata sosai. A Spain kuna motsa kilomita ɗari kuma sun riga sun yi magana daban. A cikin Alicante sun ce 'cabeza', a Valencia 'nano' da a Cádiz 'pisha'. Su kuma matasa suna cewa 'bro', ɗan'uwa… Muna yin smoothie daga komai. Kuma mun ƙirƙiri harshe na duniya, cike da filaye”. Ji, ya ci gaba, yana da mahimmanci a cikin wannan. Hasali ma, al’amura sun tafi da shi. Kuma ga onomatopoeia ("Ina amfani da su da yawa, a"). Kuma don motsa jiki, yi amfani da janareta na kalmomi, ko bincika hotuna bazuwar akan Google: tunanin tsoka ne. “Abin da ake ƙima a cikin yaƙe-yaƙe sune sigogi guda uku: jigogi, kalmomi da hotuna… Gaskiyar cewa muna zagin juna ne kawai saboda kamanninmu na zahiri. A gaskiya, idan ka yi shi yanzu sun gaya maka yana da 2005 sosai [ouch, the age]. Ta zauna.